"What do you do when you're happy?"
"I eat!"
"What do you do when you're sad?"
"I eat!"
"What do you do when you're in love?"
"I eat!"
"What do you do when your heart is broken?"
"I eat!"
"What do you do when you eat?"
"I eat!"
"What do you do when you don't eat?"
"I eat!"
"Why do you eat?"
"Because I just love eating."
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"Smile, tears, joy, remorse, they're all just some fake emotions. The real emotion is the pleasure you get when the chunks of food slide down your throat."
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Inspired from a stranger...
