L Lawliet x reader head-canon oneshots 2 • DEATH NOTE [COMPLETED]

The types of L fangirls

A/n: tag yourself lol.

The soft ones:

"Aww look at my precious little baby, he's so cute and smol"

"AWWW THAT CLIP IS SO CUTE"

"Imma go look up some fluffy fics and melt into a pile of UwU"

The angsty ones:

"I love L and all but... what if... WHAT IF HE WAS DEPRESSED AND CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT?!"

"I absolutely love him" *is writing a fic about him being suicidal*

"I just want him to be happy" *drawing depressing fanart about his self hatred*

The emotional ones:

"I can't even look at episode 25, I can't even think about November 5th, he- *sniff* he DID'NT DESERVE THIS"

*crying*

"I can't even look at fanfics where he's died..."

The hard stan:

"L IS BEST BOY AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT CHATTING SHIT ABOUT HIM I WILL RIP YOUR LEGS OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM"

*screeching*

"I WILL OWN EVERYTHING WITH HIS NAME ON IT"

The AMV makers:

"THIS SONG FITS L PERFECTLY I GOTTA MAKE AN EDIT"

"WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT CLIP OF HIM LICKING THE DOUGHNUT IS PERFECT FOR THIS"

"GUYS SEND FANART I NEED IT FOR AN EDIT"

The 'are you even a fan bro?'

"L's such a horrible person can you believe all the shitty stuff he did?"
"I thought you said he was your fav?"
"Yeah"
"I get you can like a flawed character but what is your overall thought on him?"
"Hate him"
"So you're an anti?"
"No he's my best boy"
"... BOI WHAT THE-"

The sinners:

"MmmMMMMM look at his JAWLINE"

"I want to suck his dick"

"Brb looking up L hentai, need it for a lemon I'm writing"

The mothers:

"My BABY"

"No one touch my son, he's too pure for this"

"I wanna adopt him I stg"

The cosplayer:

"FUCK I CAN'T GET HIS WIG RIGHT"

"What colour contacts to do get for him... some shots his eyes are black and some they're blue??"

"L I love you but CUT YOUR HAIR I CAN'T STYLE THIS WIG"

The fic writers:

"OH THATS A GOOD IDEA FOR L"

"I have like 70 AUs and Head canons all in which L ends up happy and safe, but... I do have some angsty stuff too lol oops... and some lemons..."

"Wait I know how to describe him in this sentence- the raven"

Artists:

"Well this is my seventh picture of L today..."

"Oops I forgot too add the Eyebags..."

"OOO THATS A GOOD IDEA BRB GOTT GO DRAW L FOR THE 8th TIME TODAY"

The shippers

*looking up L yaoi*

"Marry me... wait no marry them... wait-"

"I DON'T KNOW IF I SHIP HIM OR WANT HIM FOR MYSELF HELP"

The switching stans:

"Aww look at his cute little smile, I wanna cuddle him"
*2 seconds later*
"FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME"

"I don't know if I want him to fuck me or if I want to fuck him..."

The light haters

"LIGHT KILLED MY BABY HES IRRELEVANT"

"fuCKING LIGHT-"

"Don't worry L, you're safe with me"