Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-May 3rd 1995-

   Me,Joey and Ross are together at Central Perk.

Joey:Would you let it go Ross.It was just a dream.It doesn't mean...

Ross's beeper goes off.

Ross:Oh,oh.Oh,oh.Oh this is it.Oh my god it's baby time.Baby time.

Ross freaks out.

Joey:All right relax,relax.

Tabitha:Just relax,just relax.

Joey:Be cool,be cool.

Ross dials a number on his cell phone.

Ross:"Into phone".Yeah hi I was just beeped...No Andre is not here."To Joey,Tabitha".Third time today."Into phone". Yes I'm sure...No sir.I don't perform those kind of services.

Joey:Services?.

Ross gives Joey a look.

Joey:Oh services.

Ross:"Into phone".Yeah you want 55-JUMBO.Yeah, that's right.That's right JUMBO with a U sir...No belive me you don't want me.Judging by his number I'd be a huge disappointment...All rightie bye bye.

   Phoebe and Chandler enter Central Perk together.

Joey:Hey,hey.How was the first day?.

Phoebe:Oh exellent.Everyone was so,so nice.

Chandler:See it pays to know the man who wears my shoes.

Joey and Ross give Chandler a look.

Chandler:Me.

Phoebe:No I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.

Chandler:Why not?.

Phoebe:Oh because you know...they don't like you.

Chandler:What?!.

Phoebe:I thought you knew that.

Chandler:No.Who doesn't they like me?.

Phoebe:Everyone.Except for uh...no everyone.

Chandler:What are you talking about?.

Phoebe:Don't feel bad.You know they used to like you a lot.But then you got promoted and you know now you're like Mr.Boss Man.You know Mr.Bing.Mr. Bing,Boss Man Bing.

Me,Joey and Ross laugh at that.

Chandler:I can't belive it.

Phoebe:Yeah,yeah.They even do you.

Chandler:They do me?.

Phoebe:You know like...uh okay...uh...Could that report be any later?.

Joey and Ross laugh at that.

Chandler:I don't sound like that.

Ross:Oh,oh Chandler...