Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-February 14th 1997-

   Me,Joey and Chandler were walking towards the apartments when we Hear screaming coming from Monica's.Me,Joey and Chandler rush in and go into Monica's bedroom and Joey has a pan.Chandler has a tea kettle.

Phoebe:We’re all right.

Monica:It’s okay,it’s okay.

Phoebe:We’re all right.

Monica:We were just waxing our legs.

Chandler:Off?!.

Phoebe:For your information this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.

Chandler:Yeah well I don’t think you can make that statement unless you’ve been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely.

Joey:Yeah I-I think that women just have a lower threshold of pain than men that’s all. I mean come on it’s just a little wax.

Tabitha:Oh yeah come here.

   I put a little wax on Joey’s arm and put a strip on it.

Chandler:Oh that’s mature.

Joey:Okay fine so now what I just pull it off?

Phoebe:Uhuh.

Monica:That’s right.

   Joey laughs and pulls it off but then does a high pitched whine.

   At that moment we hear the apartment door open.

Ross:Come on Rachel come on!.Talk to me!. Please!.

Chandler slowly closes the door and we hear Rachel from the living room.

Rachel:I can’t talk to you.I can’t even look at you right now!.

Monica:What?.

Chandler:Nothing,nothing.

Monica goes over to the door.

Monica:Rachel said everything was okay.

Phoebe:"To Joey".What,what are they talking about?.

Ross:Rachel?.

Rachel:Just get away from me!.

Ross:No it was a mistake!.I made a mistake!. Okay?.

Rachel:A mistake?!.What were you trying to put it in?.Her purse?!.

Phoebe:W-where did he put it?!.

Rachel:Ross you had sex with another woman!.

Me,Monica and Phoebe all gasp.

Monica:Oh my God.