Incorrect Quotes: Part 2!

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I made a part 2 to the Incorrect Quotes thing, since I came up with more!😁

Lets just get to them!
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Y/n: Have you seen Varian?
Rapunzel: No sorry.
Y/n: Hey, Eugene have you seen Varian?
Eugene: Nope, sorry kiddo.
Y/n: Have you seen Varian?
Kiera: Looking for your boyfriend? *Catalina chuckles*
Y/n: Shut up.
Y/n: Varian?! Varian?!
Varian: *taps you on the shoulder*
Y/n: *punches who ever tapped her shoulder in the face*
Varian: *falls onto floor*
Y/n: *realizes she punched Varian in the face* Oh my gosh! Varian, you okay?
Varian: *holds up a thumbs up as he lays on the floor*
Y/n: Oh thank goodness. You know what, I completely forgot what I was gonna ask you. Alright bye! *walks away leaving Varian on the floor*

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Varian: I'm tired.
Y/n: Me too.
Eugene: Children just go to bed!
Varian: But there's only one bed.
Eugene: *smirks* And its a small one.

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Rapunzel: If you could call Varian one name for one day what would it be?
Lance: Little guy.
Kiera, Catalina: Dork.
Eugene: The Royal Nerd.
Y/n: Uh... Sexy.
Varian: What did Y/n call me?

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Rapunzel: If you could call Y/n one name for one day what would it be?
Lance: Fun.
Kiera, Catalina: Bestie!
Eugene: Annoying.
Varian: Baby Girl.
Y/n: Awwwww! Love you too, Daddy!

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Y/n: *phone rings* *goes to grab the phone*
Eugene: *grabs the phone before Y/n* Awww, look at that. Y/n's Daddy is calling her to come home. Someone still calls her dad 'Daddy'.
Y/n: Hey! Give it back!
Eugene: *holds phone up in the air*
Rapunzel: Eugene, she can still call her dad 'Daddy' if she wants, its her father.
Eugene: *groans as he hands Y/n her phone*
Y/n: *smiles* Thanks!
Y/n: *answers phone* Hey, Varian! Whatcha need?
Eugene, Rapunzel: *eyes wide*

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Varian: Y/n, how are you feeling?
Y/n: Gud. Why?
Varian: Well, you were drunk and you were cutting open pineapples yelling "SPONGEBOB!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!"
Y/n: ...
Varian: ...
Y/n: I'm addicted to Spongebob.

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(middle of the night)
Y/n: *sleeping* *in bed with Varian*
Varian: *working on project's blueprint* *in bed with Y/n*
Y/n: *wakes up from lamp Varian has on* Babe? What are you doing?
Varian: Working on a project Rapunzel asked for. I'm really excited to get started
Y/n: Its the middle of the night.
Varian: So?
Y/n: You have two choices, only one is correct. Would you rather snuggle and sleep with me or work on some project you're excited to work on?
Varian: You're gonna make me choose?
Y/n: *takes Varian's clipboard with blueprints on them and throws it across the room*
Varian: Hey, what was that for?!
Y/n: Shush. Snuggle time. *crawls in top of Varian and snuggles into his chest* *falls asleep*
Varian: *pats Y/n's head* Night, night?
Varian: Psht! *whispers* Ruddiger!
Ruddiger: *Chitters sleepily*
Varian: Can you get my clipboard please?
Ruddiger: *runs and grabs clipboard* *gives it to Varian* * runs back to bed*
Varian: Thanks Bud!
Y/n: *grabs clipboard and throws it across the room*
Varian: Y/n! What the heck?!
Y/n: Be quiet! I want my Vary! *holds Varian tight* *falls asleep*
Varian: Ugh, fine. *rolls eyes* *snuggles with Y/n* *falls asleep*
Ruddiger: *crawls by end of Y/n's and Varian's shared bed* *falls asleep*

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Author's Note

That's my Part 2! I might make a three if I come up with anything or if you guys want to give me ideas, you're free to.

Do you have any ideas? Put your request here:

See ya soon
Ruddiger

Word Count: 633

Future Ruddiger here!

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