Its been a while since I've done of these!
All these incorrect quotes you're about to see were created by introverted-tree
(By the way, I'm doing word for word - except the f-bomb, I refuse to add cussing to this book, well not as bad ad an f-bomb - I'm not gonna be changing anything)
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Varian: I'm a demon
Y/n: uwu
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Varian (before groth spurt):
Y/n: I have to bend down to see your eyes.
Varian: *puts mulch into 1 and a half inch pile*
Y/n: Are you making a step stool?
Varian: *steps on stool to be almost as tall as Y/n*
Varian: Can you, uh... bend down a little?
Y/n: *bends down a little*
Varian: Thank you.
Varian: Go freak yourself-
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Y/n: Wanna kiss? *holds out chocolate kiss*
Varian playing along: Sure *holds out hand*
Y/n: *takes hand and kisses it*
Varian: YOU STOLE MY FIRST KISS!
Varian: ...
Varian: Can I kiss you?
Y/n: Yeah
Varian: *awkwardly kisses Y/n's hand*
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Varian: Imagine having friends...
Rapunzel: Isn't Y/n your friend?
Varian: Yes, but-
Rapunzel: Maybe more rhat friends? *wiggles eyebrows*
(A/n: That sounds like something Eugene would do-)
Varian: *picks up plastic spork* I will fricking stab you.
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Y/n: So when I ran into the suit, all my lipgloss and foundation got smeared and stained the suit.
Varian: I wish I was wearing that suit.
Y/n: What?
Varian: What?
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Varian: For someone as holy as I am, I sure to joke about hell.
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*Varian and Y/n go to Pride and come across Raps, Eugene, Lance and Cass*
Lance: I didn't know you were gay *points to their pride pin and flag*
Y/n: I'm homophobic.
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introverted-tree had given me a incorrect quote but said it didn't really count it as an incorrect quote.
But in the spirit (F/R: Of what every MCC is
I'm not gonna end this song without sh*t talking every team member
And ever other team that isn't mine
Just kidding, I mention mine too
But I'm gonna skip some people
Because I don't know everyone in this competition.
Dream has clients
Sapnap's dying
Michael's busy running ads
I am dogsh*t, I never played MC like that
Punz is fell off
Sparklez crused
Jack is really freaking bald
Seapeekay stick to bedwars
Guys just end the discord call
Tommyinnit will not win it
Philza's back is cracking hard
Connor stick to BTTV
Fundy's playing from his yard
Scott's played all the fames already
Wisp but he's not very good
5up went ripped off a soda
Antfrost just Alt-F4 dude
Wilbur's using fast food wifi as his internet connection
Ranboo's busy farming subs
Tubbo's team won't take the dub
Tapl ring the bell
Captain Puffy think's she'll win
I give Nikki A for effort
But the chance to win is thin
Sorry, I just really like that song!)
TTS incorrect quotes and introverted-tree I will add this in but use TTS characters names.
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Quirin: I don't know how to control my son
Y/n's dad: Well, my kid is in love with a cartoon char-
Y/n: *embarrassed* *grabs his hand* S H U T T H E F R I C K U P D A D.
-Word Count: 555
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