Simpcest I (Homer Simpson x Lisa Simpson)

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Please bring me whoever created this, I just wanna talk 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

It goes without saying that some of these ships brought me endless misery and turned me into a numb shell of a person.

Now if you're disgusted by the censored image of Lisa Simpson, a childhood icon for many (including myself) having sexual relations with her FATHER, keep in mind, I HAD TO CENSOR THAT.

I HAD TO SEE THE UNCENSORED VERSION, THEN CENSOR IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ONE OF YOU TO POUR BLEACH INTO YOUR EYES-

So it goes without saying... this Ship is pretty bad. That's an understatement, it's terrible. Truly awful on a new level.

Not as bad as Marielic but that is a VERY low bar.

I feel like this is an absolute nightmare that goes hand in hand with people wanting to sexualize Lisa Simpson, because apparently the eight year old yellow girl with starfish hair is hot now.

So.

This ship is literally my nightmare.

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Even that, I think is probably way too high.

Also!

Since Halloween's coming up, I wanted to reflect that with my theme on here. However, instead of just focusing on Villain ships (which was my original plan), I'm gonna focus on the truly horrifying ships as well. Mainly to keep up with that spooky theme.

I'm not looking forward to it, you're probably not looking forward to it. I'm going to do it anyway because nothing matters anymore.

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