Uhhhh okay.
So. Jasmine is fifteen.
Just... that has to be said RIGHT AWAY.
But take the age gap aside, if Loki ever went to Aladdin land (I forgot the name, sorry), he would NOT hook up with Jasmine. What he would do is seduce the Sultan, and then literally stab him in the back when it's time to take over the country.
And then you know, FAIL MISERABLY BECAUSE THAT'S HIS F•CKING DESTINY.
On that note, a positive of this is that Loki and Jasmine would out-sass each other constantly if they ever met. Like maybe Loki tries some shit with romanizing her and she's just like "yeah NO".
Also, in a very weird way, I feel like Loki would remind Jasmine of Jafar, you know, the man that tried to turn her into a mindless sex slave for all time. They just have the same flamboyant bi wizard energy of wanting to rule over everything.
And I highly doubt Jasmine would date a guy like that.
-11/10
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RandomIt's pretty amazing that the last one had 200 Chapters, now let's pull an early 2000s Disney Sequel move and make the second one light years worse than the first. Started: June 14th 2020 Completed:
