Jessiladdin (Jessica Rabbit x Aladdin)

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*clears throat*

No.

No.

No.

No.

No <3.

This might be because of my burning hatred for Aladdin, but please do not do this to me.

Jessica Rabbit is an icon, a beautiful queen with an even more badass attitude. Aladdin is a character I do not like and is also ugly.

Seriously where the FUCK are that man's Nipples??

Moving on, in my professional opinion Jessica deserves better. Like the... Rabbit.

Her main reason behind loving Roger so much was that he made her laugh right? What's ALADDIN gonna do for her? LIE and say he was a comedian so he can get into her pants?

Is that the plan? It is, isn't it.

Yeah I just- I hate Aladdin guys, you know this. Don't particularly like the movie, strongly dislike the main Character.

Jessica on the other hand is an icon that could step on my face and I'd thank her.

No. Just. No <3

2/10 Jessica deserves better, in my opinion.

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