Opinions on Disney Ships II

Every Winnie the Pooh Ship, ever

The title is not wrong.

Yes people, this is happening.

I will review every Winnie the Pooh there has ever been, that I could find and talk about at least.

This is a 6.5k word long chapter (I'm so dead from this) so let's please just get into this straight away. Without further ado...

PigPooh (Piglet x Winnie the Pooh)
Starting things with the Besties! First of all, I see them as Best Friends and nothing more, just through and through. They have a brotherly relationship in my head, and it's CUTE. Idiots that stick together, there seems to be a lot of trust between them. But I do see why people might ship this, it could be an adorable relationship. I see them as friends, but I can see why people ship them, they're a very unproblematic couple.

6/10

Pogger (Winnie the Pooh x Tigger)
Tigger and Pooh have similar dumbass energies, only difference is Tigger is a reckless energetic idiot, and Pooh is a thoughtful, easy going idiot. Romantically I don't think they'd match that well, to be honest. But I do like their Bromance. They're very similar and yet very different! But this seems like a pretty uninteresting ship to me.

4/10

Rabbie (Rabbit x Winnie the Pooh)
Honestly, I feel like their sourpuss/sweetheart dynamic could work, but if they were to date, they seem like a very causal couple to me? I can't really imagine them living in the same place if that makes sense. Seems like they'd like going on Breakfast dates together tho! Oh god Rabbit would be so good at breakfast-

5/10

Poohyore (Winnie the Pooh x Eeyore)
Not gonna lie this is my favorite Pooh Ship. Whenever I think of this I have the mental image of Eeyore as Pooh in my head

Eeyore looks like his depression has finally broken him and he doesn't CARE anymore.

Also just imagine Eeyore moving into Pooh's house and finally having a place to live. Adorable. I prefer this over things like Tigger x Eeyore, because Pooh seems a lot more gentle than Tigger, and I think a gentle positive presence and stability is what Eeyore needs.

8/10

WinOwl (Winnie the Pooh x Owl)
Not a fan. Owl in general is kind of an old narcissist bird asshole that gets everyone in trouble 24/7 cause he's just as big a dumbass as they are. I feel like him and Pooh just don't have that great a shipping dynamic.

Also Owl is their grandfather, so let's get that thing straight.

2/10

Poohga (Winnie the Pooh x Kanga)
So they DID act as lovers in Rabbits play (originally Tigger and Kanga), but it is worth noting that went so wrong Christopher Robin straight up called it a comedy. So yeah not a fan. I feel like it'd be neat if Kanga got married and got some help with Roo or something, unnecessary, but sure I can accept it, but Pooh isn't a parent type, I'm sorry. Kanga and Pooh baking together and being best friends? Absolutely. But I can't see them in a romantic relationship AT ALL.