Real Kara or Fake Kara

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AN: This is pure fluff and I got so excited when I saw the scene from B99 cause that is what inspired this chapter and I really hope you enjoy it (THIS IS GONNA BE SOMEWHAT SHORT) 

3rd person POV

"Alright everyone settle down and grab your drinks!" Carol announces as she plops down next to her girlfriend Valkyrie. 

The others all find seats around the living room and Lena stands at the front of the mini crowd and says "Thank you, Carol. Alright today to celebrate Kara's 30th birthday we will be playing real Kara or fake Kara. You all have to guess if the following statements were said by my lovely girlfriend, made up, or said by one of her two sisters" Lena finishes with a nod to Carol and Alex. "If you guess incorrectly you must drink. If you guess correctly you can also drink but that is up to you. Does everyone understand?" There are nods and cheers Kara had sat in a chair next to Lena so she could tell the group backstories and for another plan she had coming for later that night...

"Alright the first statement is 'I have flown to many planets and can quite literally confirm chocolate pecan pie is the best dessert in the universe" 

Everyone says Kara and no one had any disagreements about the truth behind that statement.  

"Alright everyone got that correct. Next statement 'The doctor said I had internal bleeding. That's where the bleeding is supposed to be.'" 

Val snorts liquid through her nose and the whole room devolves into laughter. 

Everyone is adamant that it was made up and Carol would have been the color of a tomato if not for her Kryptonian DNA when Lena snorts and says "It was actually Carol after solar flaring and falling out of a tree and breaking her arm." 

Harley sends a wicked laugh at her friend and says "Yah I should have known you would say something like that." 

Ivy, Carson, Yelena, Wanda, and Nat all nod their agreement but take their punishment drinks anyway. 

"Next 'The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years with no brains gives me hope for people but you are testing that faith'" 

"Alex!" everyone yells. Most remember when she yelled that at a conservative judge who was trying to make an argument that gay marriage should be illegal. 

Lena nods "I hope we are friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls scaring the shit out of people" 

"None!" was the agreed statement but Wanda says "Though Harley did say that if you are wondering where it came from" 

"Alrighty moving along, 'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit but wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. And philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie" 

"Kara! When she was really drunk with Barry" Alex said with a laugh. 

Everyone is drinking and having a ton of fun for the next several hours as Lena goes through all but the last two flashcards of quotes. The second to last saying "Of course, women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time." 

"I think we all have genuinely said that," Kara says with a nervous chuckle that Lena is the only person not to notice. 

Alex laughs and nods her agreement as she pretends to check her phone but in reality, she is recording what her sister is about to do. 

"And last but certainly not least" Lena makes a dramatic move of throwing the second to last card before finally looking down at the card and when she does Kara discreetly pulls the ring out from her pocket and drops to one knee as Lena reads in confusion and then shock as she notices Kara "Will you marry me?" 

Lena drops the card and covers her mouth as she begins to cry immediately and Kara starts to say "Lena Luthor" 

She gets interrupted "Yes" 

"You need to let me finish asking babe," Kara says with a watery giggle "Lena Luthor I love you with my entire being and want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?" 

"YES!" 



AN: Cute fluff

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