Marvel Oneshots - Book 5

Avengers / Brain Fog

(Random light hearted crack fic)
I was laying in my bed as I groaned, I knew what was coming.

"Fuck, please not now." I muttered as I held my stomach in pain.
It had been just under a year since I'd been with the Avengers, they knew I was a demon but they didn't know everything about demons.
And right now it was demon mating time.
I had forgotten to keep track of it, with everything that had gone on.
This was going to be hell, no pun intended.
But at least this time I had friends on my side to keep me from fucking any demon that showed up to mate.
I had an idea and I grabbed my phone, dialling Stephen's number.

"What do you want?" He asked, I knew he wouldn't have my number saved.

"It's Y/N, I need a favour." I muttered as he groaned.

"I barely know you and you're asking for a favour?" He asked making me whine in annoyance.

"Yes, I am because if you don't it means an all powerful fucking demon could mate with me and destroy the world!" I shouted back making him sigh.

"It's demon mating season isn't it?" He asked as I groaned in embarrassment.

"Yes, and I need protection around the tower so no higher demon can get to me." I replied as he went silent for a moment.

"Okay, I'll put a protection up. But, if I get in trouble with a demon you owe me help." He said as I agreed to it and hung up.
I got up and put my bed coat on before I made my way upstairs.
I got to the kitchen to see Steve coming back from his workouta and drinking water.

"God dammit." I growled as I watched him hungrily.
Imagining him pinning me up against the counter and just-

"Morning, Y/N." Steve said as I snapped out of my thoughts.

"Hey, Steve. Good... Good run this morning?" I muttered, trying my best to keep my cool.

"Yeah, nice to get out into the cold morning. Many plans for the day?" Steve asked as I continued to stare at him.

"Y/N?" He questioned as I snapped out of my thoughts.

"Sorry, probably not much. Might just spend the day in bed." I muttered as he looked at me with worry in his eyes.
Suddenly Strange appeared behind us.

"Okay, the protection is up, Y/N. You owe me for not letting demons fuck you." He said before disappearing, making me groan.

"Sly, Strange." I grumbled as Steve looked at me.

"What's going on, Y/N?" Steve asked before Bucky came down stairs.

"Fuck..." I muttered staring at Bucky and biting my lip.

"Y/N, what did he mean?" Steve asked as I whined. 

"It's mating season for demons, and because I'm a lower demon it means I'll spread my legs and beg any demon to breed me." I replied as Steve's eyes widened as his face went red.

"So, Strange put a protection around the tower so no demons can come in. But, it also means that I'm so fucking horny I want to rip that shirt off and..." I was cut off by Bucky starring at us.

"Is there something going on between you too?" Bucky asked as I whined in embarrassment

"No! I'm sorry, I can't fucking help it. Maybe Tony will fuck me." I muttered as I began to leave but Bucky grabbed my arm.

"Nope, you're not having sex with Tony. Explain, now." He demanded as I shivered from his voice.

"Short story, it's demon mating season, means my brain just wants to get fucked over and over." I said as he continued to stare at me.

"So, basically you're so horned up you want to fuck anything that moves?" Bucky said as I nodded.

"Yes! If Nat were to walk in right now I would be fucked!" I shouted as Bucky chuckled a little.

"It's not funny! This shit sucks! All my past mating seasons I got passed around like a damn joint." I grumbled as Bucky looked at me sadly.

"Alright, I'm sorry. But, I'm happy to help." He said as Steve and I looked at him in shock.

"What!?" Steve and I both said as Bucky chuckled.

"Oh, calm down virgin. We're close friends, you can trust me and if you wanted to stop at any point we would." Bucky suggested as I looked at him.
I suddenly jumped up onto him and began making out with him.

"No! To a room, for gods sake!"