You'll never guess who's back!

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Hey.

Bob here.

Coming to you live from-*gets knocked over by random alpaca* HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! *gets knocked down hill*

*random voice* Nobody's supposed to know about our wereabouts!

I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

It's okay, you're forgiven. *walks off, butt jiggling*

Okay.

Let's start over.

Hey.

Bob here.

Coming to you live from-*gets knocked over by-

NONONO! Not that start over.

It was all dark. Then BAM! The Earth formed. And-

NONONO! LET ME DO IT!

*sighs*

Hello.

Bob here.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm back from

UNICORNSANDRAINBOWS

my vacation. And I discovered I've been diagonised with

PUPPIESANDFLUFFIES

randomillnessitis. Get it? Me

SHARK

either. So. Note to self. Never

TARDISBANGDALEKBOOMBOOM

wear a Speedo again. *shudders*

Anywho. I'll be back soon. More secrets and surprises in store for you. Gotta go. BYE!

*rides off into sunset on llamaunicornpegasusdragonsharktimelordalpacatardisthingiemabob*

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