Vanoss crew One Shots

Fake Love [H2OCat] Pt. 1

requested by @_Why--Not_

pretend relationship au

500 words

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(Jon's P.O.V)

I was playing Fortnite with Tyler, or wildcat and we were just joking around in a live stream, he was saying that he broke up with his girlfriend but it was a joke, as she clearly was in the backround talking to him, laughing.

after she left, Tyler whispered 'I love you boyfriend' as a joke, a JOKE! and I said 'you are the best boyfriend ever' back and he laughed cause we both knew it was a joke, a fucking J.O.K.E

but now people gave made it seem like it's real, twitter, instagram, youtube comments, anything! 

people clipped it and posted it everywhere, the fan fiction was pouring out like a flood, edits and drawing of us in lewd positions showed up everywhere, it was all a lie all a joke I had to get Tyler to tell everyone it was fake before it went TOO Far, but it's already gone really far...

I joined him on a discord call

"Wild cat"

"Delirious? what's up?"

"we need to tell everyone that dating thinhg is a joke, a haux a fake thing!"

"why?"

"what.. WHY!?"

"Delirious, my subscriber rate spiked by thousands of people, I;m close to 8 mil! and you're gaining them too! take a look!"

I checked, sure enough so many new people...

"why is this?"

"gay people are making a stand delirious, since 2017, 2018, it's been a rising thing, and two youtubers being open about it is what people like!"

"but it was a joke..."

"Delirious, we need this money right now, I know your ad  revenue isn't the best or your being copyright striked or demonotized, cause I am too."

I sighed

"okay, but this cant go too far, Tyler if it goes to far I'm breaking up with you"

Then I left the call and shut my computer off.

"This is not okay... why'd I agree to this stupid shit!"

I heard my phone ring, I look over

'Luke is calling...'

fuck me

"Hey Luke-"

"WHAT  JON WHY AM I HEARING THIS FROM TWITTER AND NOT YOUM FUCKING MOUTH!"

I pulled the phone away from my ear

"luke-"

"JONATHAN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME LAST WEEK WHEN WE HUNG OUT, I WOULD OF-"

"LUKE PATTERSON!"

he shut up

"let me fucking speak"

"okay, fine. Go on then."

I got nervous, should I lie to him too, no I can't, fuck it.

"it was a joke, have you even seen the un-edited clip?"

"umm no...?"

"watch it you prick, cause it was a joke now the internet is blasting off in a fucking rocket"

"more like exploding"

"OH I KNOW!"

"did you get Tyler to clear it up?"

"yea but he didn't want to.."

"WHAT?!"

"he wants more subs, and money Luke I-"

"so you're going along?"

"kinda... I gave him some conditions but I feel guilty for lying"

"well did he say he wanted the money?"

"yes"

"then you got proof"

"but I didn't record it"

"dude your audio program records computer audio doesn't it?"

"RIGHT!"

"so if you get hate, just post it"

"but I don't want him to get shit on by the media...."

"well, it's there if you need it, I'm here if you need it."

"thank you Luke."

this is part one