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messenger
texting: group chat "stray kids"

hyunjin:
welcome to the group chat w/o the parents

minho:
isn't that incest
because i'm dating jisung and changbin and felix are dating each other and so are seungmin and jeongin and if we're 'siblings' that means,,

jeongin:
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
YEEE YEEE🤠🤠🤠

seungmin:
JSSJ JEONGIN
WE DONT BE PROUD OF THAT

jeongin:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWWWW

felix:
changbin
will you be the yee to my haw(⌒▽⌒)

changbin:
hawyee

felix:
:oooo
YEEEHAW BOIZZ

jisung:
oh jesus christ

seungmin:
hyunjin look what you did

hyunjin:
it is not my fault

minho:
it is exactly your fault
anyways why are we having a chat w/o woojin and chan

hyunjin:
you have a chat without jisung

jisung:
you'd expect me to be like "what the fuck." but i know about it so LMAOOO

minho:
yeah i told him about it and he was like, "that's gay. you have a whole ass group chat without me to gush about me."

seungmin:
boyfriend goals

jeongin:
yee haw

seungmin:
yee naw

changbin:
yaaaawwww

hyunjin:
can you guys stop
i made this group chat for a reason
i forgot the reason but it definitely wasn't for you two to be yeeyee headasses

jeongin:
:( yeehaw

seungmin:
oh no baby
he didn't mean it
it's okay if you wanna be a yeeyee
i'll still love you

jeongin:
yeehaw :D
okie but what did you make this for

hyunjin:
i honestly don't even know

changbin:
well
here's these two gay fucks for everyone

changbin:wellhere's these two gay fucks for everyone

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minho:
we're hot

jisung:
the only boyfriends that matter

felix:
the difference between you two
jisung: practically gushing
minho: we're so hot

seungmin:
yo but wasn't minho being a softie

minho:
yeaaaahhh, it didn't last long
jisung was complaining lowkey too
he was like "you don't even say the 'd word' anymore"
and so i told him to suck my fucking dick and call me daddy and that was the end of the whole softie minho era

jeongin:
but i liked soft minho

jisung:
i do too but shit bro when he doesn't even make at least ONE rated r comment on something, it feels so fucking off

changbin:
RIGHT
there we so many chances where he could've told the group, "that's what he said." when we were hanging out but he didn't do sHiT. he just ignored it and was like "sorry dudes stuck in soft hours."

minho:
y'all really out here preferring rated r minho over soft minho :'((

felix:
it's because we're so used to you telling jisung, "so you gonna give me head or?"

minho:
i still don't say it as often as i used to
i haven't said anything rated r today so

jisung:
i could change that

jeongin:
ew

hyunjin:
AKKASJKS
"ew" IM DYINGGDJDJ

seungmin:
i want to see how long soft minho lasts
nobody make him say anything rated r
let him crack on his own

jisung:
fine
but i give it a week at most

felix:
not even

changbin:
^ more like two days

minho:
fucking bet
i can go longer than two days

hyunjin:
do it then

minho:
i fucking will
and y'all are gonna look like fools for not believing me

seungmin:
yeah,
i give it three days

minho:
HEY

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