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texting: group chat "district nine + one."

soojin:
tell me why my brother already has a whole ass boyfriend at ten years old
he's more advanced than me

felix:
tHeYrE nOt DaTiNg
didn't you hear the kid
he said "oMG SOOJIN GUESS WHO LIKES ME BACK AHHHH HE LIKES ME BACK AJSHAHAHS WHJAHAHH HHHAHHHAHH AAHAHHH IM DYING THIS IS THE GREATEST THING NEXT TO DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGETS WOWHISJ"

soojin:
they might as well be dating

woojin:
did your brother have a seizure when telling you
because it sounds like he did

soojin:
no he was just really excited
he still is

felix:
it was so cute😔
i'm so happy i was there to witness it

chan:
you guys are good again?

soojin:
yessss🥰🥰🥰
soolix never dies!

felix:
i wub my best friend🥺

changbin:
ay even though i'm dating lix
soolix kinda out here being superior😔🤙

soojin:
LMAOOOO BUBBEH
DID YOU PAY HIM

felix:
AHAHAH NO
he means it🥺
thank you baby🥰

minho:
off topic as hell but
i'm going to beat somebody's ass tomorrow

jisung:
babe, don't

minho:
oh it's fucking happening

seungmin:
what happened, min

minho:
some bitch thinks it's okay to flirt with my boyfriend and also go, "you've really only been with minho? come over then, baby. i'll show you better than what minho could ever do. as long as you don't tell him, baby boy."

hyunjin:
lmao yikes
they fucked up

minho:
i'm so fucking pissed
this stupid ass bitch thinks it's okay to call my jisung, "baby boy." like, who the fuck are you? because i know you're not me, therefore, sit the fuck down
i'm going to get into a fight, i don't care

jeongin:
if you get into a fight
you'll be suspended
and you won't be able to go to prom

minho:
...
yeah okay, so i'm going to fight a bitch tomorrow

changbin:
i'm going to hold you back

chan:
so am i

minho:
i know how to kick.

jisung:
you're not getting into a fight

minho:
yes i am
who's stopping me

woojin:
we are

minho:
nope
not if you can't find me

felix:
weren't you just saying you don't get jealous

minho:
i'm not jealous because i know my place
i'm just pissed as hell because they don't

soojin:
minho, you're mad possessive

minho:
i'm mad

jisung:
EEEEEEE
they texted again

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