chan: hello i have gathered you all today because i have no fucking idea how to ask woojin out
minho: but he's your boyfriend
chan: my first boyfriend my first relationship this shit is fucking serious and i don't know how to do it
hyunjin: is this to ask him out on a date or to prom
chan: just a date which i also need to plan prom fuck i'm jumping off a cliff this shouldn't be so hard
seungmin: it's only hard because you're making it hard .... that came out way wrong nobody say a fucking word. i'm talking about you,, @ changlix & minsung.
jisung: temptation is strong
felix: i'm in soft hours, so
changbin: yeah, i'm pretty much soft too
minho: you know what else makes things hard me, especially when i'm being a hoe ask jisung, experienced it first hand;)
seungmin: if there's ever a zombie apocalypse i volunteer minho.
jeongin: LMAO
hyunjin: i don't think they'd want him who even knows if he has a brain
minho: disrespect
changbin: okay guys we got off topic we need to help chan
jisung: take him to the roller skating rink
chan: ... i don't know how to roller skate
jisung: oh... well, you could learn...
felix: wait no it's perfect that you don't know
chan: me falling on my ass in front of my boyfriend is perfect?
felix: well, no but it'd be cute not you falling on your ass but the fact that you could hold his hand the entire time while you guys skate like that'd be so cute
chan: true
minho: honestly it's pretty easy you just step and glide left foot, right foot
jisung: says the one who went too fast and didn't know how to stop and ran into the barriers
minho: fuck off
jisung: to your pictures, i will🥴🥴🥴🥴
seungmin: remember when i said i volunteer minho yeah, scratch that i volunteer both of those two hoes
jeongin:
Oops! Bu görüntü içerik kurallarımıza uymuyor. Yayımlamaya devam etmek için görüntüyü kaldırmayı ya da başka bir görüntü yüklemeyi deneyin.
JUST ONE CHAT ONE SIMPLE CHAT WITH NO SEXUAL CONTENT OR BEHAVIOR, PLEASE THATS ALL I ASK FOR ONLY O N E CHAT ONE (1) JUST ONE
hyunjin: poor innie
chan: i'm just going to ignore minsung being hoes and i'm going to thank jisung for his idea so, thank you, jisung i think i will take him to a roller skating rink i just need to figure out how to ask
felix: "hey woojin, if you're free tomorrow, do you want to go on a date to the roller rink at (whatever time)?♡" don't stress yourself out too much, it's okay i know you're scared and still getting adjusted to it, but i can promise you that it'll be okay once you get a few weeks into the relationship
chan: okay! that sounds good thank you lix^^
felix: mhm!♡
chan: thank you guys for helping🥰 you're the best
minho: you know what's the best?
seungmin has removed minho from the chat
seungmin: no.
felix: LMAOOOO
jisung: i'll say it for him
seungmin has removed jisung from the chat
seungmin: also no.
chan: smfh someone put those two back in soft hours
hyunjin: felix, go kidnap jisung from minho then minho will become all whiny and he'll be a soft baby again and it'll make jisung soft boom, game plan
felix: gotchu😎 mission make minsung soft again: in motion
seungmin: meanwhile,, stan twice, day6, and got7 for clear skin
authors note: three things: →first of all, i literally love chan so much. he's just the greatest leader ever and i:,((( baby makes me so happy. i'm so happy he exists and hhh i just want to give him the biggest hug ever and i'm getting emotional writing this because of all my built up love for him🥺🥰he deserves everything →second of all, felix covering chungha's snapping was so !!! amazing !!! like okay, baby boy had hella energy & sass and yES. his hip pop >>>>. in conclusion, felix is the best at covering girl idol's songs →third of all, i've been listening to 2000-2012 songs and its giving me major nostalgia. if only fantage still existed😖pLS DID ANYONE PLAY THAT GAME THOUGH LMAO LIKE THAT WAS MY FAVORITE GAME AND NOW ITS GONE HHHH
