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texting: group chat "district nine."

jisung:
AY YO BOIIZ
GUESS DA FUK WHAT

minho:
we fucked
JUST KIDDING
IM KIDDING
DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

felix:
it wouldn't surprise any of us if that statement was true

woojin:
^

hyunjin:
true
anyway what

seungmin:
i miss jeongin?
is that what we're guessing?
because it's obvious, i miss jeongin. :,(

jeongin:
"woosh!!!" my heart said as it skipped trillions of beats at the thought of minnie missing me <33
i come home tomorrow, it's okay! i'll give you da biggest hug! (๑>◡<๑)

seungmin:
yayヾ(๑╹◡╹)ノ"

changbin:
the babies are soft again;')
anyway what are we guessing?

jisung:
i am
staying in...
dRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEE

hyunjin:
extra ass

chan:
GIVE THE MAN HIS DRUM ROLL IF HE ASKS FOR A DRUM ROLL😡😡😡
🥁🥁🥁

woojin:
🥁

felix:
🥁

changbin:
🥁

seungmin:
🥁

jeongin:
🥁

hyunjin:
🙄 🥁

minho:
ew that emoji looks weird now

jisung:
it does
ANYWAYS
I AM STAYING
IN!1!11!!1!1!!
KOREAAAAAAA

felix:
OMG REALLLY
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

chan:
bruh i should've bet money that he wasn't gonna move

hyunjin:
honestly is it bad that i lowkey wanted to be told "malaysia" just so i could watch jisung come up with ways to rebel against his parents and piss them off until they're like, "FINE, WE WILL STAY IN KOREA."

minho:
LMAO I HATE HOW JISUNG WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT SHIT

jisung:
it does sound like me😎

changbin:
jisung: "what's that? oh, we're moving to malaysia? hmm..." /breaks mom's favorite china/ "oops, looks like that's not going with us.."

seungmin:
jisung: "malaysia you say? huh, alright, since we won't be needing this house anymore i think it'll need a little make over for the new owners! let's just paint five year old drawings on every wall there is."

felix:
jisung: "mom! look at me go! i'm skateboarding down the railing of this house!" /accidentally breaks one of the stair case railings/ "we won't be needing that anyways, we're moving!"

chan:
he would get grounded so fast but i know damn well he'd just increase his behavior

jisung:
😎😎😎 it's a fucking protest
but i'm so glad i don't have to do that
because okay IF I DID DO THAT SHIT and my parents agreed to let me stay in korea ,,, do you realize how much trouble i would be in??

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