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texting: group chat "district nine."jisung:
AY YO BOIIZ
GUESS DA FUK WHATminho:
we fucked
JUST KIDDING
IM KIDDING
DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLYfelix:
it wouldn't surprise any of us if that statement was truewoojin:
^hyunjin:
true
anyway whatseungmin:
i miss jeongin?
is that what we're guessing?
because it's obvious, i miss jeongin. :,(jeongin:
"woosh!!!" my heart said as it skipped trillions of beats at the thought of minnie missing me <33
i come home tomorrow, it's okay! i'll give you da biggest hug! (๑>◡<๑)seungmin:
yayヾ(๑╹◡╹)ノ"changbin:
the babies are soft again;')
anyway what are we guessing?jisung:
i am
staying in...
dRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEEhyunjin:
extra asschan:
GIVE THE MAN HIS DRUM ROLL IF HE ASKS FOR A DRUM ROLL😡😡😡
🥁🥁🥁woojin:
🥁felix:
🥁changbin:
🥁seungmin:
🥁jeongin:
🥁hyunjin:
🙄 🥁minho:
ew that emoji looks weird nowjisung:
it does
ANYWAYS
I AM STAYING
IN!1!11!!1!1!!
KOREAAAAAAAfelix:
OMG REALLLY
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOchan:
bruh i should've bet money that he wasn't gonna movehyunjin:
honestly is it bad that i lowkey wanted to be told "malaysia" just so i could watch jisung come up with ways to rebel against his parents and piss them off until they're like, "FINE, WE WILL STAY IN KOREA."minho:
LMAO I HATE HOW JISUNG WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT SHITjisung:
it does sound like me😎changbin:
jisung: "what's that? oh, we're moving to malaysia? hmm..." /breaks mom's favorite china/ "oops, looks like that's not going with us.."seungmin:
jisung: "malaysia you say? huh, alright, since we won't be needing this house anymore i think it'll need a little make over for the new owners! let's just paint five year old drawings on every wall there is."felix:
jisung: "mom! look at me go! i'm skateboarding down the railing of this house!" /accidentally breaks one of the stair case railings/ "we won't be needing that anyways, we're moving!"chan:
he would get grounded so fast but i know damn well he'd just increase his behaviorjisung:
😎😎😎 it's a fucking protest
but i'm so glad i don't have to do that
because okay IF I DID DO THAT SHIT and my parents agreed to let me stay in korea ,,, do you realize how much trouble i would be in??
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homework | minsung
Fanfictionwhere jisung asks minho for homework and gets cheesy pickup lines instead