minho: er so i kinda fucked up- might've blown my cover too
soojin: i mean i didn't hear jisung scream his lungs out so i think you're fine but what happened
minho: i told him i can't wait to see his reaction for my surprise,,, and he went, "is my surprise you?" and i was like, "what makes you think that?" and he went, "how else would you see my reaction"
soojin: ...... are you fucking dumb
minho: no, i'm fucking jisung
soojin:
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gross i'm changing your contact name to minhoe
minho: surprised you haven't done it already
soojin: BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING GOOD YOU MADE NO SEXUAL COMMENTS UNTIL NOW. gross.
minho: well i'm a hoe for my boyfriend what can i say anyways i think i'm fucked
soojin: i don't think you are he doesn't have any suspicions he didn't say anything to me either
minho: i'm just praying i didn't ruin the surprise and i cant really fix my mistake beCaUsE my flight leaves really soon
soojin: i forgot i have to pick your hoe ass up but you're in the clear, i'm pretty sure so don't worry!!1!
minho: yes ma'am
soojin: ew i'm not old i'm younger than you grandpa
minho: well then what the fuck am i supposed to call you
soojin: jisung's really awesome cousin that has really good hair and is the prettiest girl in malaysia
minho: ,,, i'm not going to call you that
soojin: fine then bitch stay stranded at the airport
minho: oKay i'm sorry JiSuNg'S rEaLlY aWeSoMe CoUsIn ThAt HaS rEaLlY gOoD hAiR aNd Is ThE pReTtIeSt GiRl In MaLaYsIa
soojin: okay yeah don't call me that dude my name is soojin, have you forgotten
minho: no i just want to call you something different when i'm being sarcastic
soojin: jUST CALL ME SOOJIN YOU FUCKTARD
minho: OKAY SOOJIN YOU FUCKTARD
soojin: listen here you little shit i'm this fucking close (👌) to telling jisung that you're surprising him and i'm also the same amount of closeness to leaving you stranded at the airport UGLY.
minho: okay okay i'm sorry i apologize please don't leave me stranded or tell my baby;(
soojin: i won't, i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine!!1! okay but i'll text you later don't use your battery up already
minho: you right okay bye soo i'll see you in a few hours
soojin: see you in a few hours!1!1! read @ 9:20 pm
