homework | minsung

58.

messenger
texting: group chat "district nine."

minho has added soojin to the group chat

soojin:
bro i've been added to the cult
what do we talk about in here
do we express our gay
i'm going to express mine
CHUNGHA IS SO SEXY I'D LET HER USE THE STRAP ON ME SO FUCKING HARD

changbin:
jisung i never knew your cousin was gay

soojin:
correction:
i am a bisexual
but pls refer to me as a lesbian queen
as i haven't found a boy who makes my straight go WOW ZADDY
besides woosung from the rose but he doesn't know of me

hyunjin:
WOOSUNG IS SO FUCKING HOT

soojin:
I KNOW RIGHT
chungha & him can get their share of me

chan:
minhoe
you've been around her for WAY too long

jisung:
no this is just how she acts when she's comfortable
she's a hoe, just like minho

minho:
yep
it's why i got along w her so well
i'm going to miss her

soojin:
aWw minhoe
i'm gonna miss you too🥺
lemme snatch you from jisung

minho:
sorry dude
gotta go home w the loml

jisung:
🥰🥰
i love my boyfriend

soojin:
we know you do
it's literally the only thing you know in your entire vocabulary
nobody:
jisung: hAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT I LOVE THE BOY OF THE NAME LEE MINHO—

felix:
BAHAHAHAHAHA
jisung i love your cousin

jisung:
i don't

soojin:
BITCH
EXCUSE YOU
IM THE ONE WHO GOT YOU TO STAY IN KOREA
LEMME JUST GO FUCKIN TELL AUNTIE AND UNCLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS TO MOVE HERE

jisung:
nO NO NO
NO NO SOOJIN NO
I LOVE YOU
YOURE AMAZING
YOURE THE BEST
YOURE MY FAVORITE
YOURE THE ONLY COUSIN EVER
MY LESBIAN QUEEN
I LOVE YOU
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

soojin:
can you go feed fluffy
i'm too lazy to go feed him

jisung:
you're just gonna let your dog starve-

soojin:
i would tell hyunsoo to do it
but you know what he'd do
"mOm!1!1! SoOjIn ToLd Me To FeEd FlUfFy!"

hyunjin:
why can't you just go feed your dog

soojin:
why can't you just go choke

minho:
LMFAO
SOOJIN DONT BE MEAN

soojin:
i heard about him😤😤😤
making seungminnie cry😤😤😤
and bullying jisung too😤😤😤
i got my eyes on you, hwang hyunjin.

seungmin:
soojin

soojin:
yes?

seungmin:
i love you.

soojin:
i love you, seungminnie🥺❤️

jeongin:
hello :(
love me too please

soojin:
which one

jeongin:
both :D

soojin:
i love you jeongin!