messenger texting: group chat "district nine + one."
soojin: we must know about the date
seungmin: ew no i've gotten enough second handed embarrassment tonight, i don't need anymore
chan: first of all, seungmin, stop hanging out with minho
minho: i existed what the hell
chan: anyway second of all, i guess i'm taken now🥴 no more hoes for me
woojin: i'm the only hoe allowed
chan: please, you're not even a hoe you're my baby
seungmin: ok so no second handed embarrassment thank god aNYWAY CONGRATULATIONS (by day6) GUYS
hyunjin: CONGRATULATIONSSSS
jeongin: when's the wedding can i be ring boy:o AND SEUNGMIN BE THE FLOWER BOY AND HYUNJIN BE THE OTHER RING BOY PLEASEY
woojin: don't get too ahead of yourselves but you know, maybe
felix: you know when i first heard congratulations i thought it was an actual cheering on song but as i learned korean and became more fluent, i realized it was the exact opposite
seungmin: DHJDHSJ FELIX yeah but the title makes it sound like a cheering song,, and then the lyrics are like gOoD jOb On BrEaKiNg My HeArT, iM NoT fInE BuT aT lEaSt YoU aRe!1!!1! [insert laughing while tears stream down face]
jisung: i got clickbaited😖
changbin: moving on from the sadness of congratulations looks like we are all taken here
soojin: excuse me who's "we" i must've missed the memo ew wait i'm the only single one here
minho: and hetero
soojin: i am: tired of this shit
jisung: call your boyfriend on us
soojin: can we not talk about mingyu either really, why are we even talking about anything but chan and woojin in the first place chan finally stepped out of his comfort zone and you guys out here deciding to focus on something else praise chan, guys he did good, he finally stepped out of his comfort zone and now he got himself a boyfriend
chan: it's okay, soojin! i'm happy and don't need any praising we could talk about you now^^
soojin: please, i really don't want that
felix: soo facetime?
soojin: not right now i'm just gonna go take care of hyunsoo
jeongin: i love you soojinnieeeee!(*^▽^*)
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