43. Corporal Leshit

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... You tried to concentrate and were able to recognise the person through your blurry view ...

It was Levi, who looked down at you annoyed with a hand on his hip.
You frowned angrily.
"Wah?", you babbled.

"You're going back.", he ordered coldly.

You furrowed your eyebrows in vexation, stumbling toward him.
"Wah you talking abou? I'm no going anywer, you can ho."

Levi eyed you coldly.
"You're drunk, idiot."

"Hah?!", hatefully you went closer, poking his chest.
"So yu can have great evenin, bu I can't hav fun wis ma frens?", angrily you hiccuped.

Levi dismissively looking at you:
"Be quiet brat."

"WHA? How di yu call me?", you brought out frustratedly.

"Hange, what did you give her?", Levi's look moved to her in seriousness.

"He!", you tripped toward him while talking.
"I say something tu yu, don ignore me!"

Hange raised her shoulders innocently.
"Aah Levi, just a little bit of that wine from one or half a decade ago, but she handles it without problems, don't worry."

Levi annoyedly looked down to you.
"Idiots."

"Idios?! Are you seris? Everysin is becas of yu! Jus ho an spen your stupit time wis Tetris!"

"Tetris heheheh.", Hange giggled behind you.

Levi suddenly lifted you up and swung you over his shoulder effortlessly, making you shriek in shock. Wordlessly he marched out.
"He! Le me HO! DON TOUCH ME!"

"Shut up.", he mumbled angrily, while carrying you out of the bar.

"LESHI'!", you angrily called.

Hange behind you cracked up.
"HAHAHA LESHIT!"

"SATS HARRASMEN!", you punched his back, but the hits were too weak to even strive him properly.

Outside, you continued.
"DON TOUCH ME YU ASSHOL!", you shouted angrily. "I DON WANT YU!"

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He suddenly put you down roughly and you noticed, that you had arrived on a big lawn next to the main building.
"Ah!", you touched your butt and angrily glared at him.

Levi emotionlessly:
"..."

You frowned, because it got cold after Levi let go of you.
"Is cold..."

Annoyed, he kneeled down and you expected him to give you his coat to you, but instead he said:
"Turn around to this tree."

You, confused:
"Haah? Whay??"

Levi annoyed:
"Stop acting like an idiot and do what I say."

You, more annoyed:
"Ohay, ohay, chill!"
You did as he said and waited.
"..."
"Wha now?"

Levi monotonically:
"Shut up."

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