Hold up......What? (Karma Akabane x Reader x Brothers Conflict)

Incorrect Quotes

[Nagisa, Karma, and (Y/n) trapped inside the main campus.]

(Y/n): Okay, I have a plan.

Nagisa: We are not burning this place down.

Karma: How about—

Nagisa: We are also NOT going to light smoke bombs.

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Kayano: Would you rather stab Asano or—

(Y/n) and Karma: Asano.

Kayano: I didn't even finish...

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Karasuma: You only attract what you fear.

(Y/n): Oh no, I'm so scared of ten billion dollars.

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(Y/n): *looking at the shelves.*

(Y/n):  *looks around, then at Nagisa*

(Y/n): Have you seen my boyfriend?

Nagisa: *Shrugs shoulders and shakes head*

(Y/n): ASANO IS A—!?

Karma: DADDY ISSUE SON OF A BITCH!!

(Y/n): That came from the knives section, didn't it?

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[Nagisa making his way to the mall's intercom.]

Nagisa: Hi! I lost my friends, can I make an announcement?

Employee: Sure.

Nagisa: *Grabs mic* (Y/n)-chan, Karma-kun, please do NOT I repeated, DO NOT start any fights. Everyone please avoid two junior high teens with (h/c) hair and red hair, they WILL shove wasabi and mustard paste up your nostrils.

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[Bokuto, Kuroo, and (Y/n) in trouble with a group of delinquents.]

Bokuto: This is the day we die..

Kuroo: Our asses will get kicked.

(Y/n): *Cracking her knuckles with a smirk* You mean you two will get your asses kicked, my ass will most definitely beat their sorry ass.

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Azusa: How are you so good at fighting?

(Y/n): I grew up on the streets. It was the only way to survive, the only way to eat, the only way to get  money, the only way to—

Ema: Someone stole her juice box in the fourth grade.

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Ema: What's it like dating (Y/n)?

Karma: I once asked her to give me a glass of water when she was super pissed, she gave me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'.

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[Kuroo, (Y/n), Akaashi, and Kenma riding in one scooter.]

Officer: You are all under arrest for driving a scooter with 4 people and with no license.

Kuroo: Aw man..!

Akaashi: Wait, 'four'?

Officer: Yes, four?

(Y/n): OH MY FUCKING GOD, KOTARO FELL OFF—

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Tsubaki: Glasses are so unattractive

Ukyo and Azusa: Well excuse me for wanting to see.

(Y/n): *dying of laughter*

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[Asahina Sibling Meeting]

(Y/n): Listen up you disgraces.

(Y/n): Except for you, Ema, Wataru, and Louis. You guys are angels.

(Y/n):  Alright, which one of you cunts stole my goddamn ice cream?

Tsubaki: *nervously sweating*

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Kaname: At my age do you know I'm statistically most likely to die?

(Y/n): At the hands of your housemate.

Kaname: An accident..

(Y/n): *grabbing a bat* That's how I'm going to make it look like.

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(Y/n): What are you, 5?

Kuroo: 5 heads above you!! AHAHAHAAH

(Y/n): ......

Kuroo: *kneeling on the ground with his head on the ground* I am so very sorry, please don't kill me.

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Kenma and (Y/n): *screaming profanities*

Bokuto: What's up with them?

Kuroo: Someone burned their minecraft house.

Bokuto: Ahhhhh.

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(Y/n): I'm going to hit him with my knife.

Nagisa: You mean 'stab'??

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LOL WAZZUP

I GOT BORED AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER

SO I DID THISSSSS

WHAT DO YA'LL THINK??

SHOULD I CONTINUE DOING MORE OF THESE??

ANYWAYS IM OUTTTT

CIAO~

~Nekochinchin :3