Hold up......What? (Karma Akabane x Reader x Brothers Conflict)

Incorrect Quotes #2

A/N: Lmao, my laptop needs fixing and I won't be updating for a bit. So have some crack shit :3

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Akaashi: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost—

Kuroo: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes—

(Y/n): Turn up your nose and strike that pose—

Bokuto: HEEEEEEEY MACARENA!!!

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(Y/n): I'm hungry.

Karma: You want a strawberry?

(Y/n): Sure.

Karma: *Starts stripping*

(Y/n): Wha—

Karma: It's me, strawberry boy. Now eat up~

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Nagisa to (Y/n) and Karma: You got kicked out of the movies for what??

(Y/n) and Karma: We were yelling out diving scores during Titanic as the people jumped off the boat.

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Bokuto: *Falls down*

(Y/n): What was that??

Bokuto: My shirt.

(Y/n): Pretty sure it sounded heavier than that.

Bokuto: I was in the shirt when it fell.

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Bokuto: *Ordering a cake over the phone*

Shop employee: And what would you like the cake to say?

Bokuto covering the phone to look at Akaashi and (Y/n): Do we want a talking cake??

Akaashi and (Y/n): ......

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Kayano: Hey, Nagisa-kun. What's the best revenge for those who wronged me?

Nagisa: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Kayano: ....

Kayano: Anyone else? How do I get—

(Y/n) and Karma: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.

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(Y/n): How long are we going to let him do that for??

Akaashi pinching his nose bridge and sighing: Just.....Just give him a minute.

Bokuto: *pushing on a door that says 'pull'*

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[Oli rampaging like crazy around the classroom.]

(Y/n): "Feed him sugar." They say.

(Y/n): "He'll be fine." They say.

(Y/n): "He won't go crazy or anything." THEY SAY !!!

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Bokuto: You think I can fit 12 hotdogs in my mouth??

Akaashi: Please don't.