Benny Watts Imagines

Daddy!! P2

I pushed Jr's pram along the half-broken new york streets with Erica holding onto the handle too as we walked down the street passing many women who all awwed upon seeing the children. I pulled her close as we walked through some roadworks

"Househusband" Many of the men laughed as I walked

"Erica," I told her

"Yes daddy" she giggled putting her hands over her ears

"Fuck you cunt!" I yelled back at them "It's okay, princess" I told her petting her hair

"Daddy said the naughty word"

"I did. There are times to use them princess... but you shouldn't" I told her "And don't tell your mother"

"I won't. If we get ice cream"

"You are too smart sometimes" I laughed "You are far too much like your mother sometimes"

"I wanna be like daddy"

"Umm that's the problem. You are far too much like me, and too much of your mother, it's the area's it's in are the issue" I sighed as we arrived at the dentist office and instantly jr started squirming, he knew where he was and he didn't wanna be here

"No daddy! Ice cream first"

"No, I said dentist first"

"Dolly says you didn't"

"well dolly is a ragdoll and I am your human father, you listen to me"

"It's not fair! daddy doesn't have to go"

"that's because I'm a grown-up. I don't have to go to the dentist"

"Mummy says you do"

"Well, mummy says lots of things. Like we shouldn't put eggs in the fridge, that you can't feed a baby whiskey, that hot dogs are a sandwich and that I should shave"

"You should"

"see far too much like your mother" I sighed

"Are we gonna go in?"

".... Yes. But I have to remember what to say. Mummy does the talking to people nowadays"

"Why?"

"Because she's more adult than I am" I shrug having to lift the pram to get it in the place

"good morning" The woman on the desk smiled

"Morning, Benny Jr and Erica watts," I said trying to keep hold of Erica as she tried to run away while also trying to keep hold of jr so he didn't squirm out of his pram

"Excellent, to the left. wait till you called" she nodded

"Thanks, Owww! Fu- fudge. Jr do not bite daddy!" I yelped pushing them both along "You two aren't this fussy with your mother."

"That's because mummy's scary"

"she can be. when she gets mad" I laughed sitting down beside the toy box so the kids could play Erica just sat by my foot playing with her doll

"Daddy? can we play tea when we get home?" she asks

"Maybe princess. Daddy has work to do you know"

"Daddy wants to play his silly game"

"Ummm. daddy's silly game. you are a clone of your mother sometimes" I laughed

"I want daddy to play tea with me."

"Yes, princess. But you also want to paint daddy's nails and braid my hair and I am far too busy for any of that either"