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[10:30pm] 11/10/22

Charles: Bro I just got dumped by my now ex-boyfriend dislocated his knee when he bent down to suck my dick

Unknown Number: I'm sorry do I know you?

Unknown Number: Unless you make a habit of messaging people you have never met details about your love life

Charles: wait...you're not my brother

Unknown Number: no I am not. That was definitely a rather strange first conversation to have with someone

Charles: agreed

Charles: I am very sorry by the way

Unknown Number: no worries

Unknown Number: so how did you get my number then?

Charles: well my brother recently got a new phone so I must have copied it down wrong

Unknown Number: well that was very stupid of you

Charles: yes it was

[11:11pm]

Unknown Number: despite the fact that I have no idea who you are please tell me more about this ex-boyfriend situation, you have intrigued me

Unknown Number: It has been bugging me for over 40 minutes now, how exactly did he dislocate his knee

Charles: you really want to know?

Unknown Number: this has been the most exciting thing that has happened all day. It will be fun to laugh at someone else's expense.

Charles: Well he lent down to y'now...

Unknown Number: yeah I got that part

Charles: he slipped on a bit of paper and dislocated his knee.

Charles: I can't believe I'm telling you this, I normally would never share details like this with a stranger For all I know you could be a serial killer or something like that

Unknown Number: I may hate everyone however I am not a serial killer, although my coworkers may disagree. Personally I am more of a psychopath than a serial killer - not that I've killed anyone before

Charles: because that's not concerning at all

Unknown Number: I would have laughed when he hurt himself

Unknown Number: well why did he dump you?

Charles: I kinda stood there and tried not to laugh

Unknown Number: congratulations Unknown Number you have successfully completed something that not many people can do

Charles: and what might that be Darling

Unknown Number: make me laugh

Charles: well I have a habit of doing that

Unknown Number: what's with the darling, we've barely know each other for 5 minutes

Charles: oh sorry if I sounded forward, I just happen to be flirty with everyone

Unknown Number: fair enough

Charles: and Unknown Number, really, you could have asked me what my name is

Unknown Number: and how do you know I'm not a psycopath who's here to kill you

Charles: I'd hardly think a psycopath would be interested in the dating life of someone he just met

Unknown Number: fair enough

Charles: I happen to be good at that

Unknown Number: good at what?

Charles: making logical explanations that you cannot argue with

Unknown Number: I can't wrong you there, Where'd you get so good at it

Charles: Well it comes in handy with my job

Unknown Number: well before I ask you your job, may I ask you your name

Charles: Sure, I'm Professor Charles Frances

Unknown number: wow a professor, what of?

Charles: Generics, at New York university.

Unknown Number: impressive

Charles: may I ask what your name is Darling?

Unknown Number: you may ask however I probably won't tell you

Charles: feeling grumpy then?

Unknown Number: According to my co-workers I always look like I'm about to kill someone

Charles: interesting

Unknown Number: I don't know why I've been so nice to you to be honest as nice isn't generally my forte

Charles: I guessed

Charles: mean while my colleagues call me a 60 year old man

Charles: and I'm 27

Unknown Number: awww a little baby

Charles: how old are you then?

Unknown Number: 31

Charles: good to know

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