[7:17am] 09/11/22
Charles: I just made eggs, and toast at 7 in the morning without burning anything at all, be proud of me
Eric: I feel as though my child has just graduated
Charles: as you should
[9:32am]
Eric: there is a couple outside my window who are all but fucking eachother
Charles: ergh
Charles: I'm not a fan of too much PDA, like kissing and holding hands and nice things like that are alright because people who happen to see it just think it's cute however when you are all but fucking each other in the middle of a grocery store, it's a bit gross
Eric: what type of grocery store do you shop in?
Charles: evidently a strange one
Charles: if we were a couple do you think we'd do that?
Eric: what fuck in a grocery store, no way. Fuck in an alleyway at the back of a grocery store...it depends on the blood alcohol level
Charles: what if we were completely sober
Eric: the second option is still possible
Charles: I look forward to it
Eric: shouldn't you be teaching your class?
Charles: so you want me to go?
Eric: of course not
Charles: then you're stuck with me
Eric: I think I became stuck with you that day...holy shit it's almost been a month
Charles: no way
Eric: it feels like we've known each other for years
Charles: agreed
Eric: I should let you get back to teaching, I can't have you loosing your title as the best genetics professor can I.
Charles: a bit of texting won't make me loose that, I'm too amazing
[1:45pm]
Charles: I have the rest of the day off
Eric: that's nice
Charles: it is, today is a good day
Eric: agreed
[2:09pm]
Charles: I take back what I said
Eric: what's wrong
Charles: my mother is a dick.
Eric: what happened love
Charles: I had to speak to her. And listen to her going on and on about how I should find a nice girl to get married to and other shitty things.
Eric: are you at home?
Charles: yeah
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Incoming call from Eric
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*On the call*
Charles: hello, what are you doing Eric?
Eric: I can't be asked to do work and this call may cheer you up.
Eric: also, that woman will pay. Mark. My. Words
Charles: awww you sound really sweet when you are angry
Eric: at the moment you sound very depressed however when you talk normally, your British accent sounds rather sexy
Charles: not many people would agree with you there. Apparently my accent sounds like "an upper class twit"
Eric: whoever said that will have to deal with my foot being shoved up their arse
Charles: ...
Eric: are you laughing?
Charles: ... maybe
Eric: you are laughing
Eric: see I made you laugh without asking you what you are wearing
Charles: I don't think me wearing a cardigan and slacks would make me laugh
Eric: sexy
Charles: ...
Eric: I told you me asking you what you were wearing would make you laugh
Charles: fair enough
Charles: what are you wearing Eric?
Eric: a grey suit
Charles: men in suits are hot
Eric: I wish I could say the same about men in cardigans but...
Charles: I reckon when you see me in a cardigan it will change your mind
Eric: oh really?
Charles: definitely
Charles: what are you supposed to be doing at work?
Eric: something with numbers I have no idea, I haven't been paying much attention
Charles: ...
Eric: don't laugh at me
Charles: if you don't like what you do, just quit your job
Eric: no I do like what I do, I just like talking to you more
Charles: I am flattered darling
Eric: you should be
[10:10pm]
*Messaging*
Charles: thank you for earlier Eric
Eric: it was my pleasure Charles
YOU ARE READING
The Unknown Number
RomanceWhen Charles accidentally sent a message to a wrong number, a friendship is formed. Little did he know, that friendship would turn into being something much more.
