Eighty-eight - clumsy

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[8:01am] 08/01/23

Eric: Is your thesis a giant wand of papers in a giant ring binder?

Charles: Red ring binder?

Eric: yes

Charles: sounds about right

Charles: Hang on, why aren't you at work?

Eric: I got an email saying that I didn't have to come in until late today

Charles: lucky Bastard

Eric: you didn't notice that my briefcase was still on the table?

Charles: evidently not

Eric: I find it funny how you are the cleverest man in the world yet you lack some very basic observation skills

Charles: I'm not the cleverest man in the world

Eric: Charles, you helped create Kaftrio, if that's not clever, I didn't know what is

Charles: and I'm not that unobservant, only today, I had a lot on my mind

Eric: are you alright?

Charles: just stressed

Eric: how does your arse feel?

Charles: Painful

Eric: are you alright?

Charles: yes

Eric: I'm going to read your thesis now

Charles: you know you don't have to

Eric: I want to though

Charles: if you have any questions, feel free to ask

Eric: will do <3

[8:52am]

Eric: Your work is very interesting

Charles: why thank you darling

Eric: Genetics are fascinating

Charles: funny that, I did choose to become a professor of it for a reason

Eric: I can't decide if sarcasm suits you or not

Charles: I think some of your habits have rubbed off on me

Eric: I don't think that's the only thing I rubbed off on you

Charles: I swear to god I hate you so much, you always make me make a fool of myself

Eric: sorry love

Charles: you're really not tho

Eric: Well...

Charles: Arsehole

[9:33am]

Eric: How long did it take you to write this?

Charles: 5-6 months

Charles: if you include the hundreds of rewrites, thousands of mental breakdowns and millions of coffee breaks

Eric: You forgo any form of eat or sleep for long periods of time didn't you

Charles: ummm...

Eric: Oh Charles

Eric: you need to take care of yourself

Charles: I do

Charles: I just get hyper fixated and don't want to do anything else

Eric: how did you sleep?

Charles: I either collapsed from exhaustion or was forced into sleep

Eric: Eleanor?

Charles: yes

Eric: when did she start having to do it?

Charles: Lily made her, she was living with me at the time while she got her degree and she was fed up of me not listening to her

Eric: and my guess is that you are too scared of Eleanor to disobey her

Charles: well...

Eric: so that's a yes

[9:44am]

Charles: ...

Eric: the next time you do that, she won't have to force you to eat and sleep

Eric: because I'll be the one to do it

Charles: I'm a big boy don't worry about me, I can take care of myself

Eric: you're not a big boy, you're a midget

Charles: rude

Eric: the truth hurts

Eric: of course I worry about you, you're my fiancé

Eric: my incredibly clumsy Fiancé

Charles: I'm not clumsy

Eric: Charles you knocked over 5 glasses, 3 stacks of books and a candle

Eric: and that was just yesterday

Charles: ...

Eric: plus the amount of times I've had to kiss your boo boos better is

[10:01am]

Charles: did you seriously just say boo boos?

Eric: I am sincerely regretting it

Charles: not before I show your employees

Eric: don't you dare

Charles: hmmm...

Eric: I hate you

Charles: no you don't xoxo

Eric: you're incorrigible Schatz, I can never stay angry at you

Charles: and I you

[1:45pm]

Eric: holy shit Charles

Charles: what an interesting way to start a conversation

Eric: your thesis was incredible

Charles: you think so?

Eric: it was amazing

Charles: wow, no one has ever said that to me before

Eric: who has read it?

Charles: the people reading it, my siblings, you

Eric: what did your siblings say?

Charles: Els loved it, I dedicated it to her after all

Charles: the others aren't exactly interested in what I do

Eric: what about the people who read it?

Charles: I don't actually know

Eric: fair

Eric: well it's definitely the best thing I've ever read

Charles: stop you're going to make me cry

Eric: I know that Eleanor is proud that you are her brother

Charles: <3

[2:29am]

Charles: Eric...

Eric: what did you do?

Charles: would it surprise you if I told you that I injured myself?

Eric: how?

Charles: I smashed my knee into my desk

Eric: are you alright?

Charles: in pain

Eric: do you want me to pick you up?

Charles: nah I should be alright, I just need a hug when I get home

Eric: I am sure that can be arranged

Charles: Good good

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