[2:29pm] 05/01/23
Charles: I think french people are fucking pineapples
[2:41pm]
Eric: anything is possible
Charles: true
Eric: also, what the fuck?
[3:01pm]
Charles: I probably should provide some more context shouldn't I
Eric: yes, that's not a normal way to start a conversation
Charles: when are any of my conversation starters normal?
Eric: that is very true
Eric: please give me more context
Charles: well I should have a free period at the moment but I don't
Eric: why not?
[3:15pm]
Charles: I've been asked to cover a french class since I can speak French
Eric: why not just get someone else to cover it, for example an actual french Professor
Charles: the French professor is sick and as is the person who would usually cover the class
Charles: and since I am fluent in French I offered to take the class
Eric: you're too kind for your own good sometimes
[3:29pm]
Charles: I told the Dean that I would do it, so long as I got paid
Eric: good, you deserve the money
Charles: he reluctantly agreed
[3:33pm]
Eric: now that the background info is done, why are french people fucking pineapples?
Charles: I was looking over some of the spare knowledge organisers and one of them was for free time activities
Eric: don't tell me...
Charles: yep, under free time activities there was the word Pineapple
Eric: and pray tell Mon amour what is pineapple in French
[3:40pm]
Charles: Holy shit
Eric: what?
Charles: sorry I'm just imagining you speaking French
Eric: and does that turn you on?
Charles: yes
Charles: not as much as you talking German
Charles: but yes, it turns me on a lot
Eric: interesting
Eric: I barely know any French, but I've picked up a phrase or two. I used to travel a lot for my work but I never had the chance to learn more than a few basic phrases
Charles: and 'my love' is a phrase you picked up
Eric: no, I know that phrase from one of my brutal murder books
Charles: ...
Eric: the murderer was French and he killed his wife
Charles: Eleanor would like that book, what's it called?
[3:55pm]
Eric: unfortunately I can't remember
Charles: shame
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The Unknown Number
RomanceWhen Charles accidentally sent a message to a wrong number, a friendship is formed. Little did he know, that friendship would turn into being something much more.
