fourty-one - mandarin

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[11:54am] 04/12/22

Charles: a man was just talking shit about me while I was reading a book on the bus

Eric: What did the bastard day?

Charles: only short and fat weirdos would willingly study biology

Eric: IM GOING TO KILL HIM

Eric: he called you fat???

Charles: yes

Eric: Charles don't you dare listen to him you are not fat, you have a beautiful figure

Charles: thank you darling

Eric: did he specifically point at you?

Charles: yeah, funny thing was he talking in mandarin

Eric: you know mandarin?

Charles: yes, I'm fluent in 5 languages however that's not the point

Eric: 5 languages!?

Eric: how did I not know this?

Eric: scratch that why did I never ask

Charles: yes 5 languages

Eric: carry on with your story love

Charles: ok, so he was talking shit about me in Mandarin to his friend so I turned and looked him dead in the eye and spoke in Chinese

Eric: what did you say?

Charles: "I'll thank you not to talk shit about me behind my back, if you want to insult me because you are jealous of my intelligence then do it to my face like a proper man"

Eric: well done love, I'm going to give you a well done kiss when I get back

Charles: yay

Eric: so what languages can you speak

Charles: English, mandarin, German, French and Latin

Eric: genius

Charles: <3

Eric: could you say something to me in mandarin?

Charles: sure, what should I say?

Eric: tell me about yourself

Charles: ok.

Charles: 你好,我叫Charles。我是生物老師,我最喜歡吃的食物是蛋糕。我有兩弟弟和兩個妹妹。我愛我的男朋友Eric。

Eric: what did that say?

Charles: Hello, my name is Charles. I am a biology teacher and my favorite food is cake. I have two brothers and two sisters. I love my boyfriend Eric.

Eric: wow that is impressive

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*Author's note: the translation will probably not be exactly correct because Google translate is not correct and I can't type out Chinese (oh yeah if you didn't know I can speak a bit of Chinese as I do it at school)*

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Charles: thank you darling

Eric: I should be home reasonably soin my love

Charles: yayyy

Charles: do you think we could put up Christmas decorations this afternoon?

Eric: I don't really celebrate Christmas but sure why not

Charles: oh in sorry I didn't know, we don't have to put them up if you don't want to

Eric: it's fine Charles, I'd like to put them up with you even if I don't celebrate it

Charles: thank you

Eric: can I ask you something?

Charles: of course my dear

Eric: are you religious?

Charles: no, my siblings and I just celebrate Christmas for fun and as a day to spend time with each other as a family

Eric: may I join in your celebrations?

Charles: if course Eric, you are family.

Eric: thank you

Charles: are you going to celebrate Hanukkah?

Eric: yes, I shall light the menorah each day

Charles: can you change the "I" in that sentence to "we"

Eric: you want to light the menorah with me?

Charles: if you don't want me to that's fine

Eric: no I'd love for you to light the menorah with me

Charles: yay

Eric: but why do you want to do it with me, you're not Jewish?

Charles: well I don't want the love of my life celebrating a FAMILY holiday on his own

Eric: thank you Charles, it means a lot to me that you'd do that for me

Charles: Eric I'd do anything for you

Eric: I'd do anything for you too Charles

Eric: I'll be back soon then we can decorate for Christmas

Charles: and Hanukkah

Eric: I love you

Charles: good

Eric: see you soon love

Charles: see you soon Eric darling

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