A/N: okay! let us all pretend that every freelancer is still alive, lol.
kind of established north/york in this chapter
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[York]
Today 9:12 AM
York..?
Yeah??
why is the toaster broken?
What
What toaster
We don't own a toaster
What's a toaster
It wasn't me
really York?
if I didn't do it, I'm pretty sure you're the only one left
no one else lives here York
Nooooorth
Honey
Darling
My love
OK it was my fault I'm sorry :((((((
how did you even manage to break the toaster?
please tell me you didn't try to put a fork in it again
Pfffft whaaaaat? Of course not babe I would never do that what gave you that idea
... Did your sister tell you?
yes, York.
Ugh I told her not to tell you, that traitor
...
OK I'll buy a new 1 this weekend
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Red Vs Blue Texts (on hiatus)
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