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A/N: yeee okay here's how this is gonna go i'll just put who's pov it is and contact names of everyone in the group text will be next to what they say. (i hope that makes sense.)
i tried to keep the contact names either recurrent or just obvious lol. if any names were confusing just comment and i'll answer :P

so i guess this is sort of modern au? but more like haloverse and they got to go home

this includes felix so be aware of some very choice words and mature references lmao

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|| Felix pov ||
Today 3:04 AM

we interrupt this conversation to talk about something more important, me

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we interrupt this conversation to talk about something more important, me

[fave douchebag <3]: Do you only ever text at late hours when everyone is sleeping?

you replied like right away you were not sleeping

[fishstick]: Why am I even in this conversation

because im a nice person and wanted to include you

[idiot]: wtf ur nevr a nice person

rude

[idiot]: wut do u evn wnt

for you to type in english tucker

i already said i wanted to talk about something important, me

[fishstick]: You're not that important

rude idk why i even included you assholes

babe compliment me

[idiot]: you have eyes

youre not my babe???

but i guess youre not wrong

locus compliment me

[fave douchebag <3]: No

[fave douchebag]: Let me sleep

no

you werent sleeping anyway

[fishstick]: Pretty sure all of us were sleeping

dont care

[idiot]: lemme add ppl

no?

this is my group conversation you dont get to just invite people

*I* will invite people

fuckington has been added to the group
meta bitch has been added to the group

[meta bitch]: ???

[fuckington]: felix no

felix yes

whatre you assholes up to

[meta bitch]: sleep

[fave douchebag <3]: Like I said

[fuckington]: felix i'm pretty sure you're the only one who likes to stay up this late

only when locus is here

[idiot]: tmi dude

[fishstick]: None of us want to know about your sex life with Locus

hey i never said anything about sex

[idiot]: it was implied

whatever

[fuckington]: i'm going to sleep, leave me alone felix

fine asshole

[idiot]: do u call evry1 asshole???

[fave douchebag <3]: Yes

yes

Today 3:23 AM

did you assholes go to bed??

[fishstick]: Yes

[fishstick]: Now leave us alone

no one asked for your opinion *terrance*

[fishstick]: Leave me alone specifically

fine youre no fun anyway

lo?

[fave douchebag <3]: Yes?

youre not asleep why arent you texting???

[fave douchebag <3]: Because I'm *trying* to sleep

fine i hate all of you

[fave douchebag <3]: Goodnight Felix.

ugh

goodnight

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A/N: these assholes lmao i hope you guys enjoyed this fuckery

~+~ requests are open. PM me if you have a request, i will not accept comment requests. ~+~

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