A/N: who knew the reason i got back into rvb was bc my 6 yr old nephew begged me to watch it with him lol
grimmons in this chapter obviously
and it's halo-verse so that's a thing but like imagine they have neato tablets and stuff to message with out of armor!.::*::. .::*::. .::*::. .::*::.
Today 17:04
simmons
hey
simmmmmmonssss
what grif??!
i'm busy
no youre not
youre cooking
i can see you from the rec room
then why the fuck are you messaging me?????
just come in here if you want to talk
i dont wanna get up duh
if i wanted to physically get up and walk into the kitchen to talk to you i would have done it already man
oh my god
i can't even say i didn't expect this from you
because you do this at least 6 times a day
youre totally exaggerating
no, i'm not i can go through all our conversation logs and tell you how many times a day you do this
okay fine dont do that
it would've taken forever anyway
what was the reason you were messaging me anyway????
oh i dunno i forgot now
dear god help me
what am i going to do with you?
i can give you a few ideas ;))))
lol i can see you blushing all the way from here
shut up!!
lmao okay no i gotta get up and come in there to torment you
please don't.
nope im gonna do it
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A/N: lmao so uh that went a way different way than i thought it was gonna be
sorry this sucks so bad lol
also i'm not saying i'm back, but i may publish a chapter or two every now and then *shrug* requests are still closed so don't send me requests please :P~+~ requests are closed until further notice~+~
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