Red Vs Blue Texts (on hiatus)

[h.s. arc] group text 2

A/N: hey hello @tyralovett requested felix, locus, maine, & wash with felix skipping class, maine & wash trying to talk him out of it, and locus getting felix lol i was excited for this one

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|| Felix pov ||
Today 10:43 AM

peace out bitches

[fuckington]: dude did you just leave the room??? doyle's gonna be pissed when he gets back

nah its fine were on good terms

[meta bitch]: no ur not

shut up we could be

i already told locus to come pick me up anyways

[fuckington]: i thought he was sick

oh sweet innocent david were skipping school you nerd

[fuckington]: why didn't you just stay home then?

i've missed too many days

[fuckington]: you really should come back to class

chill wash ive done this plenty of times

kimball and sarge dont take roll in their classes they wont even know im gone

[fuckington]: i'm preeetty sure they'll realize you're not in class

[meta bitch]: ur vry hard 2 miss

guys what part of i have done this before did you not get???

why are you guys so worried about me anyway ;P

[fave douchebag <3]: Felix, where are you?

on the way wash and matt are trying to talk me out of skipping

[fave douchebag <3]: Well I hope not since I've driven all this way to get you.

locus dont worry

ugh sarge is in the gym i gotta find another way outside

[fave douchebag <3]: I'm leaving in 10 minutes.

what?? no you are not leaving me here just hold on damn

[fuckingt0n]: are you guys seriously skipping???

um yes

[fave douchebag <3]: Yes

[meta bitch]: didnt take u 4 the skipping type locus

[fave douchebag <3]: Felix is a bad influence. And I have good grades, so that's nothing to worry about

hey i am not the one that suggested skipping you ass

[fave douchebag <3]: Today, no. All the other times, probably.

rude

true tho

okay hold on i gotta go through the chemistry lab

[fuckington]: there's an exit in the chemistry lab??

you have so many questions today wash

yes there is its for like emergencies or something

[fuckington]: i don't think this constitutes as an emergency felix

idk skipping is an emergency for me like if i stay in class one more minute ill die of boredom

[meta bitch]: pretty sure thats not tru

it is very true matthias thank you very much

[fave douchebag <3]: Felix, why don't you focus on getting out here instead of texting about your misadventures

shut up my commentary is great

[fave douchebag <3]: Just hurry up or I'm leaving.

fine chill out im in the lab

i am officially outside goodbye peasants

[fuckington]: i still think doyle will definitely notice you're gone

not my problem anymore wash

[fave douchebag <3]: Felix I see you talking to people, hurry up and get over here!

okay okay jeez forgive me for wanting to say hi to people i dont hate

tucker finally shut up okay im on my way

farewell friends i wont miss you

[fave douchebag <3]: Felix, car, now!

okay sorry damn

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A/N: well that was fun lol. i'm so used to typing my username, i kept trying to type fuckington with a zero lmao.

okay yes, i hope you all enjoyed this mess.
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