A/N: doyle would listen the fuck out of some jazz and no one can tell me otherwise
i was listening to jazz on spotify and this chapter was subsequently spawned
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[Doyle]
Today 4:58 PM
I'm sorry could you turn your jazz up louder
I don't think they can hear it on the other side of the country
Well, I'm sorry. You wanted me to cook dinner tonight, and that is how I cook.
Does playing obnoxious music loudly make the food taste better?
If not could I request that you turn it the fuck down
The neighbors can probably hear it
All right, don't get smart with me. I'll turn the music down.
Thank you very much
In case you didn't know, that was sarcasm
Yes, Vanessa. Loud and clear, darling.
Don't darling me
Hey now, who's cooking dinner? I could easily do something terrible to your food.
I would like to see you try
You'd miss me too much
And you wouldn't get much money from insurance
Oh hush, Vanessa.
You're right though. I could never
Like I said
Dinner is almost ready.
I'll go ahead and come down then
Help set the table or something
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A/N: sry that was so awful lol
this, as per usual, went a way different direction than I had planned when I started writing :P
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