Red Vs Blue Texts (on hiatus)

not married!, part one ☆ group text 3

A/N: ayy @-FallenFour- requested a group text with caboose, church, tucker, & tex so here it is ^^
man i haven't written these guys in a while, i forgot their texting styles lmao

this chapter is kiiiinda au but barely :P there's some vague churboose in this chapter too just bc they're my otp lol

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|| Caboose pov ||
Today 7:24 AM

Hello You Guys! :)

[Tex]: I see that you figured out the group chat

[Best Friend]: Now i can be annoyed by everyone at the same time im so exited

That Doesn't Sound Like Excitement Church!

[Best Friend]: Thats because it wasnt. Its not even 8 am

[Stupid Tucker]: i dnt thnk any1 is excitd by ths

[Best Friend]: Tucker i cant understand a goddamn thing you said

[Stupid Tucker]: lrn ur txt shrtcuts

[Best Friend]: Those are not fucking shortcuts thats just you being an idiot

[Tex]: For once I agree with Church

Stop Fighting :( When I Texted Everyone I Didn't Want You All To Fight!

[Stupid Tucker]: thts blue team 4 ya

[Best Friend]: True

[Best Friend]: Ugh okay sorry caboose whats up buddy?

What Are You All Doing Today? :)

[Stupid Tucker]: wrk :///

[Best Friend]: You actually have a job??? Color me surprised

You Have A Job Coloring Church???

[Best Friend]: Ugh no caboose its an expression

[Stupid Tucker]: yes i DO hav a job thnk u vry much

[Best Friend]: Oh yeah? What even is it

[Stupid Tucker]: i got a job at a daycare place

[Best Friend]: Oh. Well. Howd you manage that one?

[Stupid Tucker]: well obvsly im good w kids duh

So You Take Care Of Babies All Day?

[Stupid Tucker]: yup nd i get free daycare 4 junior

[Best Friend]: Thats actually very grown-up of you wow

[Stupid Tucker]: well i do hav a kid soooo

[Tex]: Seems legit

Church, Tex! What Are You Guys Doing Today?

[Best Friend]: Unfortunately i have to work too buddy

[Tex]: Yeah and I have to meet with a client

Aw Okay :(

[Best Friend]: I gueeeeess i could drive by your house on my lunch break

Ooh!! Or I Could Bring You Lunch! :)

[Best Friend]: Yeah sure if you want to

[Stupid Tucker]: aww how domestic

[Best Friend]: Shut up tucker

[Stupid Tucker]: u guys r practically married at ths point

Me And Church?? But We Are Best Friends We Can't Be Married Tucker

[Best Friend]: Now you've confused him thanks tucker

[Stupid Tucker]: lmaooo oops

[Stupid Tucker]: lol u can b best friends nd still get married ;)

[Best Friend]: Jfc dont give him any ideas

That Would Be So Awesome!!

[Best Friend]: oh my god

And We Could Live Together And Do So Much Stuff Together :D

[Best Friend]: Caboose thats not how marriage works

[Stupid Tucker]: idk man tht sounds like marriage 2 me

[Best Friend]: Shut up like you would know

[Tex]: I actually have to agree with Tucker. That's basically the gist of it

[Best Friend]: You guys are not making this any better for me

[Stupid Tucker]: ur welcom >;)

We Should Get Married Church!

[Best Friend]: Jesus Christ

[Best Friend]: Well talk about this later caboose i gotta go

Okay Church! Don't Forget I Am Bringing You Lunch :)

[Best Friend]: Ah god of course how could i forget

[Best Friend]: Ill talk to you guys later. And tucker you and i are going to have a serious talk

[Stupid Tucker]: yes sir ;)

[Best Friend]: Im not even gonna respond to that goodbye

Bye Church!! :)

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A/N: i had way too much fun writing this chapter. i had no idea what i was doing when i started it but i definitely love the direction it took xD

forgive the awful title i had no idea what to do for it since i'm writing a continuation

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