A/N: i haven't updated for like 2 days i feel so bad xD it's actually kind of hard coming up with cute/funny/whatever texts like idk why it's so difficult lol
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[fave douchebag <3]
Today 4:02 AM
locus
just so were clear
if i ever show up at your doorstep covered in blood
dont worry its not mine
Felix
I would be worried BECAUSE it isn't yours
Also
It's 4 am leave me alone
locus im serious
So am I
Go to sleep
i cant asshole
I don't care
thats a big lie
Fine. Why can't you sleep then?
well
i sleep over at your place
your beds comfier
I'm sorry I can't hear you over all of that sentiment.
you dont hear anything in texts you prick
its not sentiment anyway
its the fact that i got used to sleeping in your bed
Ah, and you miss it?
That sounds like some kind of sentiment to me.
whatever
Come over if you want, but I'm going back to sleep.
i am not driving all the way to your apartment just to sleep in your bed
okay i might
fine yes i am getting out of bed right now and i am going to drive to your place
look at that i'm walking out the door
You don't have to narrate. Just let me know when you get here
ruin all the fun then
fine im on my way
you better let me in this time
last time i had to sleep in my car
That was your fault.
you were the one that wouldnt let me in!
Just drive and stop texting me Felix.
aw look at you worried about my wellbeing
ill have you know im great at texting and driving
No. I just want you to stop texting me so I can get some sleep.
rude
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A/N: that went a way different direction than what i thought when i started writing this chapter
also, my phone keeps changing locus to alicia lol
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