A/N: established mainewash in this chapter
warning: reference to mature content up ahead
i can barely even write this chapter i'm laughing too hard at my own lameness
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[Tucker]
4:27 PM
hey babe, can't wait until you get home
you can make it up to me for having to leave so early this morning ;)
im sry but dude r u trying 2 sext me right now
what?
OH MY GOD TUCKER
I'M SO SORRY
lol u sext like a str8 12 yr old boy
how did u even get my name mixd up with maines????
theyr nowhere near each other alphabetically
oh my god
i just went to my most recent conversation, which i had assumed was maine's...
i hope u kno i will never ever let u live this dwn
i know..
im srs tho u need to learn how to sext like a normal man ur age lol
leave me alone oh my god
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A/N: there is no way to explain this chapter i rly just needed it to happen and i figured tucker would make fun of wash for it for the rest of their lives, lol
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