a/n: got this idea from pinterest ✌️
established grimmons in this chapter.
also i've never explicitly written simmons to grif?? it's always the other way around so?
also also vague reference to mature content??
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[fatass]
Today 3:07 PM
grif
dex
love of my life
please talk to me
i said i was sorry
sorry doesnt bring back my fucking skittles simmons
grif it wasn't even my fault
it was tucker's fault, he's the one that gave them away
Today 3:14 PM
grif
jesus christ i will go pick you up some skittles from the store
thats not the same
oh my god
yes, it is
exactly the same
i'm pretty sure i bought you those last skittles anyway asshole
hey im not the asshole u are u ate my skittles
why is this something you want to fight about oh my god???
look at that, i'm getting dressed to go to the gas station to get you some skittles
hear that? i'm walking out the door
grif i swear to god
get me a blue monster too
what the fuck!!
ugh fine yes okay i'll get you skittles and a monster
a blue one
okay!!
and a bag of cheetos
you're pushing it grif
its ur fault
fine whatever is that all you want?
well no but itll do
jesus
okay fine i'll be back soon
yo take my car and fill it up for me while ur at it
ohhhhh my god
grif
is that a yes?
no
fine yes goodbye
love u
you better after this
ill reward u ;)))
jesus
go away i'm trying to drive
i love you too asshole
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A/N: that happened lmao. i hope you guys enjoyed this trainwreck
anyways yep i'm still on a relative hiatus so requests are closed :P
~+~ requests are closed until further notice ~+~
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