A/N: lol this was actually the thing i planned on making a phone call, but i thought it would be better as a text
thank you all for the feedback on my last author note. i wanted this chapter out before my highschool arc, so i may see if i can rearrange the chapters so this one comes before :P
lolix and implied sharkprice (bc i'm trash) in this chapter
warning: mature content up ahead!
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[fishstick]
Today 7:43 PM
dude stp calling me watthe fuck do uwany
Was that even English?
dont chnge the subjectyb
Price wants to see us
kndabusy rn asshole
He wants to see all three of us immediately
i mean unles he wnts to see me an locus hvning sex itssfgonna b hard to see him rn
Right. I'll let him know you're busy with Locus's dick. That'll go over well
Especially when he comes to evaluate both of your mental states
Because he'll want to know what the hell is wrong with you two
u cn tell ur boyfrin to go to hell
nd u tpo
Can you at least try to type normally
And Price is not my boyfriend. Why would think that?
sry like u said m busy w locus's dick hardto txt norml
nd its nt hard 2 tell
How you are even considered anywhere near intelligent is beyond me
I'll tell Price something believable
But trust me, it's a favor to Locus not your sorry ass
lol its not vry srry irght now if u ctch mydirft
Did not need those details
I'm done with this conversation
goodbye fish boy
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Red Vs Blue Texts (on hiatus)
Fanfictionliterally what the title says. mostly modern au, but i may throw in some haloverse stuff (in which case, they don't have phones, but can send messages with their huds.) some chapters may be vague enough to be considered whichever you'd like. chapter...
