A/N: i fucking hate myself i somehow always end up back in the rvb fandom bc of the most random shit 😂😂😂
established lolix in this chapter, like that's such a surprise lmao
also LOOOTS of cursing curtesy of felixalso also idk if it's specifically stated in canon, but i headcanon locus as hispanic so that's a thing 👌
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[fave douchebag <3]
Today 1:21 AMhey ya gay you want taco bell
Felix.
We've talked about this
about calling you a gay
It is 1 am. I have work in a few hours, I'm trying to sleep.
call in sick
do you want fake mexican food or not asshole
If you insist...
Get me a tostada
fucking gross
what about those stupid cinnamon things you like
Yes
baja blast
Is that a question?
yes you dickhead do you want a damn baja blast
Yes
see that wasnt so hard
You're the one that refuses to use punctuation.
it takes too long
Because having to send multiple texts to let me know that you are indeed asking a question doesn't?
yes because i bet it took you like 5 minutes to write that sentence so fuck off
still cant believe you actually want taco bell
You're the one that asked me if I wanted it.
yeah i know i mean like
ya damn spanish fuck you cant like fake mexican food from taco bell
thats like against the rules or something
I am unsure whether I should consider that racist or not
you probably should
sorry im an asshole
but not really
I'm going to disregard that
probably for the best
Wake me up when you get here, I'm going back to sleep
dude then youll feel even worse when you have to wake up in 30 minutes
And whose fault is that?
okay whatever i will wake you up in the most annoying and loudest way possible
You do that already
shut up fucker
That one was creative
oh my god
ive run out of insults to use on you what a sad day
ill have to come up with more
Please don't.
well then i really have to now because itll annoy you
I'm going back to sleep.
fine be that way im only bringing you sustenance
I highly doubt drive-thru food counts as sustenance.
close enough
If you say so
Try not to text and drive.
aww look at you caring about my wellbeing
I take it back
rude what the fuck
You ruined the moment
what moment
ugh nevermind
im on my way to your place
Door is locked. You know where the key is.
um yeah its on my keychain
You stole my extra house key?
i needed it and you never use it
I'm honestly not surprised.
yeah seems legit now stop texting me im driving
You're the one that keeps replying.
because you keep texting back!!
just let me have the last word dammit
ily you fuck
Love you too.
ooooooh my god okay thanks now quit responding jeez
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A/N: apparently taco bell is the only food felix eats bc i always write him getting it sorry not sorry (i really want taco bell now *tear*)
i'm also sorry not sorry that this chapter ended up being pretty long.okay y'all i'm actually supposed to be on hiatus but couldn't help myself and had to post this before i randomly fall out of the fandom again lmao
~+~ requests are closed until further notice ~+~
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