A/N: i can't believe i don't have an author note for this
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[fishstick]
Today at 2:24 PM
knock knock
Who's their
*there
you asshole
i dont even wanna tell the joke anymore
What is wrong with you??
a lot
but at least im pretty
That's,,
Debatable
thats,,
fucking rude
im gorgeous fuck you
being attractive is so inconvenient like how am i supposed to do anything if im constantly surrounded by fangirls/boys
Open your mouth, your personality will drive them away
i,,,
i dont know why i still text you tbh
Good stop I hate getting texts from you
but you answer every time???
Shut up
okay yeah youre annoying me now bye
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A/N: yeah that was not good sorry 😂😂 i didn't really know how to end it
y'aaaaaall
do i wanna start a borderlands text book or nah??? would anyone but me be interested in that?????
~+~ requests are closed until further notice ~+~
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Red Vs Blue Texts (on hiatus)
Fanfictionliterally what the title says. mostly modern au, but i may throw in some haloverse stuff (in which case, they don't have phones, but can send messages with their huds.) some chapters may be vague enough to be considered whichever you'd like. chapter...
