A/N: AgentCali requested o'malley and doc c:
i wrote this chapter imagining them as two separate people so uh. imagine that for me, will ya?
i'm still not very good at channeling the evil o'malley, so he's more annoying than anything lmao. so i'm sry if he's suuuuper ooc.::*::. .::*::. .::*::. .::*::.
[Nerd]
Today 3:15 AMI'm at your door
Come let me in
What??? Why?
It's 3 am O'Malley!
I know what time it is idiot
Go home O'Malley
No
C'mon it's cold, let me in!
You're so difficult :/
It's my job
Why're you even here this late????
Technically it's early
You're not gonna try to blow up my apartment again, are you..?
I told you that was an accident
You literally tried to put fireworks in my mailbox!
I'm pretty sure you can't classify that as an accident
Ah don't be like that
You could've just lived with me
Your garage is basically a dungeon, I think I'll pass
Fine
If I promise not to destroy the apartment building, will you let me in?
Okay, fine I'll buzz you in
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A/N: that was so bad i'm sorry T^T
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