A/N: established lolix in this chapter
i had no idea what to name this chapter, forgive me
lots of unnecessary words on felix's part
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[fave douchebag]
Today 1:31 AM
heyyyyy locus <3
No.
no what? you dont even know what i was gonna say
Doesn't matter. I know you want something.
oh yeah mr mindreader? do tell. i would love to hear your predictions
asshole
Felix, it's one in the morning.
thank you captain obvious
what of it?
I was asleep.
bullshit you texted me back immediately. asleep my ass, you prick
i was actually going to say that i was gonna come over to your place
but youre being an asshole. i don't know if i want to anymore
You and I both know that's a lie.
Wait.
You were going to come over to my apartment at one in the morning, without actually asking beforehand?
oh whatever, dont act like youre so against it
its not like ive never done the same thing before now
Today 1:47 AM
locus?
helloooooo
you dick we were having a conversation
you cant just not text me back
locus
oh my god youre such a douchebag
i hope you get severely injured
Get injured doing what? Sleeping?
i knew youd text me back
im reconsidering coming over
Do or don't. I don't care
thats the biggest lie ever wow
you know you like waking up to me dont lie
youre like a human octopus in the mornings. its almost impossible to disentangle myself from you
I'm done having this conversation, Felix. Let me sleep.
whether im here or there, you wont be getting any sleep
Today 2:12 AM
are you being serious right now
locus
you cant be asleep
well im definitely not coming over now, you jerk
locus im serious
whatever i hope you choke on your own saliva and suffocate during the night
Good. Night. Felix.
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A/N: aren't they just the most lovely boyfriends, lol
i guess lolix was the motivation i needed to write longer conversations cx
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