A/N: come on when do i not take any chance i get to include lolix lol
yooo chapter 69 (i think i'm funny pls ignore me)
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[Felix]
Today 3:48 PM
My mother is insisting you come over for dinner Friday.
why??? ?
your parents hate me lol
I have no idea.
And they don't hate you, they just think you're a bad influence.
theyre probably right
Do you want to come or should I come up with some believable excuse for you not to?
nah ill come
free food lol
your mom always makes amazing food soooo
True.
Okay I'll tell them.
Friday 10:03 PM
i cannot believe your mom gave us "the talk" over dinner
If it makes you feel any better, it surprised me too.
well hey your parents have nothing to worry about
They have basically everything to worry about Felix.
tru
I just can't believe she actually mentioned a wedding, let alone not being able to pay for a big one.
dont worry my grandparents are loaded they can pay for it
You're assuming we're getting married in the future.
well yeah who else is gonna put up with me
That would be sweet, if it was coming from anyone but you.
oh bite me
No, you'll just enjoy that too much.
yeah youre right
hey come over tomorrow we can stay in bed all day and play video games and cuddle
I guess I see no harm in that.
theres always a probability of a little harm with anything concerning me
That is...
Actually very true.
;)))))
goodnight locus <3
Goodnight Felix.
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