A/N: @sigiels wanted churchnut supermarket texting, so churchnut supermarket texting is what this chapter is~
i wasn't exactly sure how to go about this, so pls let me know if it's totally off the mark, and i can do something different lol
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[boyfriend]
12:34 PM
Frank
Where the hell did you go
Next door, silly!
Im not sure whats next door but youre supposed to be helping me get groceries
Okay yes
But next door
Is a nail salon, babe
What the fuck do you need in a nail salon
Um, pedicure
Goddammit donut
You left like an hour ago
I am socializing Leonard
Oh my god just hurry and get back here
I gotta wait for my toes to dry first
I swear to god
Okay fine look you stay there ill get you when im done here
Copy that 😘
What do you want for breakfast tomorrow
Since you ran off and youre not physically here to get it yourself
I don't care. You're the one that usually makes breakfast
If you leave it up to me your ass is eating cereal got that
So what do you want
Ugh just get some pancake mix and fruit or something. I literally do not care
Why are you so difficult oh my god how are we still together
Because you love me too much 😉
Well i guess youre not wrong
Ill see you when im done here
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A/N: that was cringeworthy i did terrible i'm so sorry
let me know if you don't like it and i can do something else TTnTT
also i got back later today than expected, i apologize~
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