A/N: uhhh i guess i don't really have anything to say about this chapter???
established north/york in this bc this chapter references another chapter that i wrote waaaay long ago when i first started this book :P
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[York]
Today 11:03 AMYork
can you please explain to me why Carolina keeps telling me to get you out of her house immediately
did you put a fork in the toaster AGAIN?
Oh my god North that was 1 time
two times
What?
you've put a fork in a toaster two times before this.
why do you keep doing that?
Would you believe me if I said science??????
not one bit
OOOOOOK
It was totally D's fault
oh yeah, that makes total sense
sarcasm, by the way
it would have been more believable if you HAD said science
Fine.
At least I'm safe about it. I haven't blown anything up yet
"yet" being the keyword here
if you ARE going to continue putting forks in toasters (which I strongly advise you not to do) the least you could do is not damage someone else's property
Fine fine message loud and clear I gotcha
you'd better be glad I'm a kind, patient person and I love you
Lol you're probably right
I love you too though :P
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A/N: i feel like shit right now, i hope it doesn't show in this chapter lol *internal screaming*
~+~ requests are open. PM me if you have a request, i will not accept comment requests. ~+~
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