A/N: both iiChickenNugget and @Luna-stories wanted some chex, so here you guys go~
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[Bitch]
Today 1:38 PM
Goddammit tex!
What's your problem???
Tex
Oh my god
You took my entire fucking wallet
Not even just some of my money
But the whole damn wallet
Thats what my problem is
Oh that was yours? My bad
Dont act all innocent
Maybe you shouldn't have left it out in the open like that. I was tempted
It was in my fucking jacket pocket
And the jacket was in the closet
That is definitely not out in the open
Hey it's not like I've spent any of your money yet
Yet!
Wait
Dont tell me you took my car too
Define took
Oh my god
I may have just accidentally borrowed your keys, got into your car and drove away
How do you accidentally borrow something???????
How do you accidentally steal my car keys, start the car, and drive off
How do you accidentally do that tex
You are seriously overreacting Church
You took my only vehicle and all my money
That's all your fault
How the hell is it my fault
Because I said it is
Ugh just maybe try not to wreck it this time??
And dont spend all my money
Christ
Cant believe you not only took my wallet but my car too
Expect some payback in the near future
Yeah yeah. Love you too Church
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Red Vs Blue Texts (on hiatus)
Fanfictionliterally what the title says. mostly modern au, but i may throw in some haloverse stuff (in which case, they don't have phones, but can send messages with their huds.) some chapters may be vague enough to be considered whichever you'd like. chapter...
