Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Stalker Calum: so stranger

Stalker Calum: what gender are you?

Luke: I'd block you if I knew how to.

Stalker Calum: if you wanted to block me so bad you would've fingered out how to by now

Stalker Calum: FIGURED**

Stalker Calum: ducking autocorrect

Luke: :")

Stalker Calum: aw, I made you laugh. 1 point to me (:

Luke: it's so obvious that you play sports -.-

Stalker Calum: it's a big part of my life

Stalker Calum: I play *shouting* FOOTBALL

Stalker Calum: I have abs and everything ;)

Luke: did you just wink at me?

Luke: you don't even know my gender, never mind what I look like. I could be 40 years old and have 7 cats.

Stalker Calum: are you 40?

Luke: no

Stalker Calum: do you have 7 cats?

Luke: ...no

Stalker Calum: did you actually hesitate? How many cats do you have?!

Luke: ...four.

Stalker Calum: you have FOUR cats? Why the fuck would you even need that many?

Luke: only cat people understand so obviously you aren't one.

Stalker Calum: I have a dog

Stalker Calum: he's called Marbles

Luke: my cats are called Harry, Niall, Liam and Louis.

Stalker Calum: are those the members of One Direction?

Stalker Calum: you named all of your cats after all the members of One Direction?

Stalker Calum: I am crYING OMG

Luke: shut up

Stalker Calum: I can't help it

Stalker Calum: I'm still laughing (R)

Stalker Calum: just wow

Stalker Calum: stranger?