Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Luke: Calum? Are you awake?

Creepy Calum: omg

Creepy Calum: you texted me first

Creepy Calum: what's up jellybean?

Luke: your nickname makes me sound like a 5 year old

Luke: and idk, I have to get up in 4 hours for school and I just want to take my mind off it I guess.

Creepy Calum: why? What's wrong with school?

Luke: I just don't enjoy it.

Creepy Calum: well, I'm not good at telling people everything's going to get better and all that bull

Creepy Calum: but I can offer some first class pick up lines and bad attempts at flirting??

Luke: ugh

Luke: fine

Creepy Calum: If I owned a garden I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

Creepy Calum: do you have an inhaler?

Creepy Calum: 'cause you got that ass ma

Luke: that one was the worst one yet

Creepy Calum: it wasn't that bad!

Luke: you called me ma.

Creepy Calum: would you rather I called you princess? ;)

Luke: no

Creepy Calum: that was an awfully fast reply

Creepy Calum: omg you would

Luke: no I wouldn't. Stop

Creepy Calum: alright, princess.

Luke: Calum seriously please don't call me that.

Creepy Calum: if you really don't like it then I won't call you it again.

Luke: thank you

Creepy Calum: you should go to sleep anyway (R)

Creepy Calum: wait I also have school soon

Creepy Calum: so we're in the same time zone. What a small world.

Creepy Calum: ok so you've fallen asleep then. Goodnight jellybean.